Author Topic: Valentines day.  (Read 3212 times)

This. Keep at it. FLIRTFLIRTFLIRT :D
Hey baby, wanna see my richard?


STRANGER DANGER
Wanna play farm, baby? You can stroke my rooster all you want~

Wanna play farm, baby? You can stroke my rooster all you want~
pickup lines
don't
work
dude
this is why you have trouble talking to girls
no pickup lines

pickup lines
don't
work
dude
this is why you have trouble talking to girls
no pickup lines
That one would work for me.

CATFACE.

pickup lines
don't
work
dude
this is why you have trouble talking to girls
no pickup lines
I was trying to act stupid. Only a complete fool would use pickup lines. I'm pretty sure I have a girlfriend and know how to talk with women, or my whole life is an illusion and I'm actually a giant monster laying dormant under the earth.

hey girl

did you fart?

because you blew me away


best pickup line ever.

I was trying to act stupid. Only a complete fool would use pickup lines. I'm pretty sure I have a girlfriend and know how to talk with women, or my whole life is an illusion and I'm actually a giant monster laying dormant under the earth.
I cried for a second
thank god

I cried for a second
thank god
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock



Forever alone on valentines.