BLOCKOQUEST 2012 - THE FORUM ADVENTURE

[Maui69]

Head to the castle on the background for help in fixing your CAR.

[Ad Bot]

[The Titanium]

Head to the castle on the background for help in fixing your CAR.

Your CAR is busy being completely obliterated—————and stuck to the ceiling.

[Maui69]

Run to the castle waving your hands around and screaming HEEEEEEELP. maybe they will help!

[Lesrock]

explore the castle

[TheScout]

Run away with swagger as to not be killed by the still tricked-out pieces of burnt car falling from the ceiling.

[Rykuta]

Defy the laws of physics and get back your ride! Your head is a square after all, not to mention the lack of limbs, those already violate a few laws.

[Joltarn]

examine the strange propaganda poster with a burly woman on it.

[Devo]

examine the strange propaganda poster with a burly woman on it.

[Lil D]

Find the nearest DMV.

Acquire Driver's liscense.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

Explore more of the area around you

[Blocki]

Set the floor carpet on fire

[The Titanium]

Run away with swagger as to not be killed by the still tricked-out pieces of burnt car falling from the ceiling.

Run to the castle waving your hands around and screaming HEEEEEEELP. maybe they will help!

explore the castle

Explore more of the area around you

examine the strange propaganda poster with a burly woman on it.

examine the strange propaganda poster with a burly woman on it.

You stare longingly at the pieces of the still tricked-out car on the ceiling. God, how you loved that car. It was, and always shall be the greatest piece of automotive greatness that you have ever known.

May its tricked-out pieces rain down from the ceiling foreve



Well, that's enough dilly-dallying around here.



You decide it's time to hit the road. Your roguish good looks and arguably amazing driving skills are wasted in a hovel like this. The whole wide world is out there, and you're going to make the first step. Nothing can stop you now! You'll never stop!



You can't go on.

It's been minutes, dozens of minutes even. You'll never get to the other end. You feel that the further you go, the more you have to traverse to get there. You don't know if you'll ever have the morale to finish your journey! You wonder if this is the end for your tale!

examine the strange propaganda poster with a burly woman on it.

examine the strange propaganda poster with a burly woman on it.

But wait! What is this?

It's a poster.

There's a lady on it.

And...

And in four words she gives you the greatest inspirational surge you've ever experienced in your short life. You suddenly have the drive to not only keep moving forward but to traverse THE SIXTY-FOUR SEAS IN AN INCOMPARABLE ODYSSEY LASTING THE AGES IN AN EVERLASTING EPIC FORETOLD BY THE GRAND ELDERS OF TIME, WHOSE LONG WINDING WIZARD BEARDS SHALL FOREVER HOLD THE TOMES OF LEGEND IN WHICH THIS SPECTACULAR TALE DERIVES. You also feel like you can walk to the other end of the room now.





You let whoever lives here know of your presence first. Loudly. It's only polite.

There doesn't seem to be any immediate response.

What will you do?

[Maui69]

Assault everyone on the castle and steal all their stuff. And rape everyone.

[Joltarn]

check back pocket for WEPON

[The Titanium]

check back pocket for WEPON

Aside from Serenity, your inventory is completely empty. You decide to head up the ramp instead.

Assault everyone on the castle and steal all their stuff. And rape everyone.

This STUPID TOLL BOOTH is in the way!