BLOCKOQUEST 2012 - THE FORUM ADVENTURE

[Cybertails1998]

Just lift it already you don't have time for this

[Ad Bot]

[plad101]

go ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA TATATATA! and break it without a shirt on.

[?]

Duck under it.

[The Titanium]

Just lift it already uoi don't have time for this

Just... lift it?

You're not sure you quite understand.

Furthermore, your pathetic plastic arms likely don't have the MANPOWER STAT for that!

Unless...

go ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA TATATATA! and break it without a shirt on.

YAAAAAATTAATAATAATAATAATAATAATAATAATATATAATATATATATATAAAAAA

Nope.

[?]

Duck under it. WHY IS THE HOUSE ON FIRE

[Cybertails1998]

Climb into the booth, see if there's anything close to a button or lever inside.

[Legodude77]

Jump over.

[Jenxas]

Become gatekeeper

[[]----[]]

Climb on top of the barrier, then jump up to the roof of the toll booth.  Then go from the roof of the toll booth to the balcony.

[Adz127]

You find a crowbar next to the wall and you use it to break the... thing :/

[carolcat]

why is the house on fire

also duck under it

[Adz127]

why is the house on fire

Maybe because he took the light and sparks came out of where it was and it set something on fire. Maybe

[carolcat]

well whatever it is, it probably shouldn't be aflame.

[Adz127]

-comment removed due to rules-

[The Titanium]

Duck under it.

why is the house on fire

also duck under it

You try to crawl under the barrier, but something odd impedes you. Although it definitely appears that you could squeeze under there, no matter how hard you writhe through the STUPID TOLL BARRIER, nothing happens. You clearly need to lose some weight you fat bastard.

Climb into the booth, see if there's anything close to a button or lever inside.

You peer into the stupid toll booth itself, hoping to find the confounded operations for the force-wielding barrier.
You find absolutely nothing. How the hell does anyone operate this dumb thing? You wonder why it exists in the first place...

Become gatekeeper

You decide to BE THE GATEKEEPER! You promptly ask nobody if you could take their hat in the most properly proper politeness you know. Delving further into your niche you begin to interrogate,
Sir, you must disarm before you can see the King!
Sir, do you take me for a fool?  What about that dark weapon in your hand?
You tell this ruffian that he has met his match, for you are the greatest gatekeeper to ever be———a title not to be trifled with.
You quickly dispatch this loon and send him to the authorities. Your work here is done.

Climb on top of the barrier, then jump up to the roof of the toll booth.  Then go from the roof of the toll booth to the balcony.

Jump over.

Very quickly you get really, really bored of pretending to be an overdramatic tollbooth gatekeeper, so you look around for other entrances. You decide to leap up onto the dumb toll booth and onto the next balcony like a total champ.

What will you do now?