Author Topic: Transformers 4  (Read 1227 times)

if I'm not mistaken, Hasbro's animated Transformers series is good
these movies technically aren't even canon, seriously wtf is an allspark
The allspark is a cheap and massive failure of the Matrix of leadership. It also overwrites the Energon ideals as well making it more stupid.

We're in a point of history where ponies are amazingly good and Transformers are flailing around in a puddle. Hasbro what?

me grimlock step on ponys. me grimlock burn ponys. me grimlock cut ponys in half with big sord. me grimlock bite ponys in to little bits. me grimlock no like ponys

Hot babes, cool cars, explosions, and fight scenes, and hot babes, cool cars, fight scenes, fight scenes, explosions, robots, explosions, and fight scenes, and epic music, and hot rods, and witty remarks, and hot babes, and fight scenes, and explosions.
you forgot the fight scenes and hot babes

you forgot the fight scenes and hot babes
there are no fight scenes with hot babes, all the hot babes are bad actors who run all the time

Hot babes, cool cars, explosions, and fight scenes, and hot babes, cool cars, fight scenes, fight scenes, explosions, robots, explosions, and fight scenes, and epic music, and hot rods, and witty remarks, and hot babes, and fight scenes, and explosions.
This scenario would work on an infinitesimal budget because it would be hilariously bad. When it's created on a hollywood budget, it's just depressing and mostly obnoxious. Like the director is waving his CGI richard in your face for an hour and a half.

me grimlock step on ponys. me grimlock burn ponys. me grimlock cut ponys in half with big sord. me grimlock bite ponys in to little bits. me grimlock no like ponys
them 80's guys replaced you with pinkie pie ._.

who run all the time
and in the background theres slow mo scenes, bad guys, explosions, and bullets, and explotions.

and in the background theres slow mo scenes, bad guys, explosions, and bullets, and explotions.
slow motion boobs

Runnin', shootin', splodin', shootin', runnin', shootin'...


I love transformers.
me too why else would my avatar be grimlock