Author Topic: Skrillex is the devil  (Read 3047 times)

Skrillex, a Gothic icon and Lesbian fashionista whose name is Latin for “Homoloveual Satan Wasp”, is the biggest act in Dubstep today — a music genre founded on consuming massive amounts of drugs and having raucous pre-marital love with numerous partners — and his winnings at the 2012 Grammys prove that his satanic presence will be felt for years to come. As long as Skrillex wins Grammys and is accepted by mainstream media, he will claim souls for Satan and molest our children through his perverse philosophy of futuristic devil machine music.

Skrillex is the inventor of “dubstep” whose sole purpose is to provide a “drop” — common youth terminology for procuring and snorting drugs. In addition, the rhythm patterns he employs in his “music” are known to cause seizures to certain people, which provides ample opportunity for other concert-goers to rape said afflicted person(s).

Skrillex, a known emoloveual, was born Sonny Moore. He rose to fame with the satanic Rock ‘n roll band “From First To Last” (a band name that celebrates falling from God’s grace) and soon parlayed that success into something much more blasphemous; something that incorporates elements of Warhol-era rampant homoloveuality and perversion, electronic “music” and lesbian-influenced haircuts. It is rumored that 1 in 3 women are raped at a Skrillex concert and forced to abort their children soon after.

Over 100% of homoloveual gays listen to, or have listened to Skrillex in their life — mostly while participating in door-to-door recruitment for love orgies or attempting to molest children in one of the patented “Rape Vans” used by the gay homo community.

In addition, Skrillex has launched a grotesque fashion trend, where upon weak-minded woman destroy their hallowed vessels of child birthing by SHAVING the side of their head — the same thing responsible for the downfall of Samson is being ENCOURAGED by this gnome-ish pervert. Skrillex will stop at nothing to get every teen in America hooked on dubstep and “ecstasy” (a potent street drug responsible for terrorism).






(Skrillex, shown here drinking “ecstasy”, in particular the potent “X3″ version)

As a proud parent of four, healthy, able-bodied children, I urge all fellow parents to think thrice before allowing their own children to attend a dubstep show. These shows are full of unemployed “Occupiers” who seek to rape and maim your children and family life. Skrillex fans are MORE likely to rob a gas station and set a retirement home on fire than 1000% of Christians.

Please join with me in boycotting dubstep and this evil, satanic harbinger of deceit.

source:
<http://www.christwire.org/2012/02/skrillex-uses-satanic-and-homoloveual-influence-to-win-grammys/>


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honestly thought it was from uncyclopedia

That website is bogus lol



Lol you guys remember

"Blockland, that game where you build love machines"

Its true



Excuse me sir we are discussing the hidden subliminal devil message that Skrillex is promoting and not this game "blockland" that you're talking about.

Excuse me sir we are discussing the hidden subliminal devil message that Skrillex is promoting and not this game "blockland" that you're talking about.

So that means deadmau5 is jesus?

Dead mao five is Skrillex's son from loveual intercourse from Skrillex and Satan himself.

Excuse me sir we are discussing the hidden subliminal devil message that Skrillex is promoting and not this game "blockland" that you're talking about.
you seem pretty grumpy

I knew it was Christwire after reading the first sentence