In 2012, the galaxy will align at the apex of an inverted pyramid, depicting various masonic and Illuminati symbols. Aliens will arrive from Planet X to enslave the Jews and resurrect Jesus. After that, the government will launch it's secret nuclear weapon from the center of the Bermuda triangle and use it against the aliens, but the aliens will direct the brainwashed humans to fight on their side. Finally the world energy stream will unlock from the chaos and release spirits into the sun, causing it to invert into a warped anti-matter pulsar, vaporizing all the planets instantly.
That's what will happen. I read the Bible upside-down so you should trust me about it.
