Like, Snapping your fingers. It's not a talent you friends, it's an effing superpower!
It's less effective in super crowded areas, and very effective in small to medium rooms! IT'S CALLED
> THE POWER TO DRAW PEOPLE'S ATTENTION THROUGH A SHARP NOISE
You also have the ability to release a cough at an average speed of 60MPH!
> EFFECTIVE FOR SPREADING DISEASES UPON YOUR ENEMIES
If that's not enough, your stomach has to coat itself in mucus every two weeks OTHERWISE IT WOULD DIGEST ITSELF!
That's Some mean liquid in your stomach man!
> NEED A FORM OF STUNNING YOUR ENEMY AND EFFECTIVELY DISTRACTING THEM?? BARF ALL OVER HIM USING YOUR RESERVE JUICES! OR DISSOLVE A SELECT FEW TYPES OF METAL IF YOU NEED THE CHOLESTROL
The human heart produces enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet!
> MISSING AN ARM? DROWN YOU ENEMY WITH YOUR BLOOD
your thighbones are stronger than concrete!
> CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES HEAD IN BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS!
The human being is a freakish vessel of many excretory distractions!
> IF SNIPER HADN'T TAUGHT YOU ENOUGH ALREADY, MAKE DAMN GRENADES BY PEEING INTO A JAR. SNEEZE IN THE FACE OF YOUR ENEMIES TO FORCE THEM TO TAKE A SHOWER!
use your fists!
> THEORETICALLY THE HUMAN BEING CAN HIT AS HARD WITH A PRESSURE AS COMPARABLE 2,000 FIVE POUND LARGE POTATO BAGS! WAY STRONGER THAN THE AVERAGE
ANDALITE BECAUSE YOU KNOW, ANDALITES ARE TOTALLY REAL
The average person will (on average) expel flatulence 14 times a day
> LOCK YOUR ENEMIES IN A TRUCK AND RECONNECT THE EXHAUST LINE TO CONNECT TO YOUR FAT FRIENDS star fish
It takes human skin to grown back for a average time of 27 days.
> YOU HAVE A FLESH WOUND, GIVEN THAT YOU HAVE THE TIME AND YOUR ENEMY IS SO SLOW THAT IT TAKES FOREVER YOU CAN REGENERATE LIKE A BOSS
The human being can yell up to and possibly even over 129 dB
> SKYRIM ISN'T JOKING KIDS, YELL FUS RO DUH INCHES AWAY FROM YOUR ENEMIES EAR AND SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT
You change color based on how you feel.
> WHETHER YOU ARE SICK WITH NAUSEA OR EMBARRASSED TO A BEET RED, THESE CHANGES WILL FOOL YOUR ENEMIES INTO THINKING THAT YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN BUT INDEED A VERY LARGE GREEN FROG OR RED SHAVEN BABOON!
