Author Topic: superpowers you have but don't really think about  (Read 2442 times)

I can scream very loud. It isn't very much like a scream, but some weird ringing noise I do. I barely have to open my mouth or anything but everyone in my classroom can hear it.

I can scream very loud. It isn't very much like a scream, but some weird ringing noise I do. I barely have to open my mouth or anything but everyone in my classroom can hear it.

I can scream like a banshee or something I just squeeze my throat about halfway shut I once did it in the middle of the night on a camp out with some friends it was freaking hilarious they didn't even believe it was me for a long time

When i was a little munchkin i could scream so loud i could make people double over in pain and shock, often used it as a threat if someone was pissing me off.

Darn you pooperty, DARN YOU!

the average fingernail grows about 3MM a month
>IF YOUR ENEMY IS ATTACKING AND IS VERY, VERY INCREDIBLY SLOW, YOU CAN GROW YOUR FINGERNAILS TO STAB THEM WHILE THEY ARE STILL FAR AWAY!

my fingernails grow freakishly fast.

my fingernails grow freakishly fast.
puberty does that along with hair. it slows down at adulthood.

I've got the best super power in the world, a spinal condition that I can use as an excuse to get out of class if I injure it. I can sense really cold temperatures with it as well (which causes too much pain, but it is worth it to know how cold it is outside). But, it comes with a mighty draw back. I am a turtle if I end up on my back. Plus it hurts all the damn time for no apparent reason. But, it is the only thing from keeping my spine from collapsing on my internal organs. I guess this makes me Iron man an okay super hero.

I've got the best super power in the world, a spinal condition that I can use as an excuse to get out of class if I injure it. I can sense really cold temperatures with it as well (which causes too much pain, but it is worth it to know how cold it is outside). But, it comes with a mighty draw back. I am a turtle if I end up on my back. Plus it hurts all the damn time for no apparent reason. But, it is the only thing from keeping my spine from collapsing on my internal organs. I guess this makes me Iron man an okay super hero.
I wish i could feel when it was cold...








Oh wait.

Laughing is a superpower!
Gloat at your enemies and make them feel bad!


i have the power to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory almost every time


the longer i stay up the more intoxicated i become (i get drunk from no sleep)
i just slowly stop making sense and start doing stupid things when i'm tired

I have the power of really tiny hands for my age

this gives me the ability to type at 83 wpm

i just slowly stop making sense and start doing stupid things when i'm tired

this,;" I do it all the time

I have the power of really tiny hands for my age

this gives me the ability to type at 83 wpm

My thumbs split into two at the ends and loop around so they form a complete circle allowing me to type at a specific speed divided by zero