I hit the garage door with our car with a buzz - Topic name changed

[Kilser]

The damage is loving immense
Jesus forgetig christ I'm forgeted.
Edit: Woke up.

So it turns out the total damage will only cost 500$ thanks to insurance :)
So my ass may be saved considering I have 700$ sitting in my room.

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[-Pablo-]

Die Satan!

[Kilser]

7K at LEAST just to the car.

Im forgeted. What have I done...

[Bahamut]

Im forgeted. What have I done...

Apparently, you've hit the garage door with your car, drunk.

[Stocking]

R.I.P. Kilser's ass

[VerticalHorizon]

I hope they send you to a coal mine for 15 hours a day to pay for it you stupid forget.

[Clone v.117]

14 years old, no license, I'm assuming no driving practice, get drunk and decide to go for a drive.










What could go wrong.

And yeah that is just about the stupidest thing i have ever heard, though not as funny it tops the list of stupidity, above that of even cutting your snake with a tuna jar.

[Kilser]

Just told my mom. She just loving hit me.
Jesus christ forget fucmfuforgetd. All because I hit accelerate instead of loving brake.
Why.
Like stuff I drive all the time I just went out with friends and loving christ.

[Stocking]

How long ago did you hit the garage door?

1. You're typing lucidly despite being drunk enough to run through a garage door
2. Your mother didn't hear you wreck the garage door (since you had to tell her yourself) so she apparently isn't home
3. She hit you, so she has to be within arm's reach of you
4. You're 14, how were you driving

[Qwepir]

I hope your parents make you pay for the entire house.

[Kilser]

I hope your parents make you pay for the entire house.

I do to tbh.

How long ago did you hit the garage door?- 1 hour ago

1. You're typing lucidly despite being drunk enough to run through a garage door - it was more of a buzz. I'm not so much drunk now.
2. Your mother didn't hear you wreck the garage door (since you had to tell her yourself) so she apparently isn't home its 5 am and she's che heaviest sleeper.
3. She hit you, so she has to be within arm's reach of you - yes I just told her
4. You're 14, how were you driving with a car

[Pentium]

Pictures?

[Qwepir]

I do to tbh.

In that case I hope they just make you suffer.

[Kilser]

Pictures?

I'm on a phone. Not right now.

[Stocking]

Where would a 14-year-old need to be driving at 5am?

Who in their right mind would give a 14-year-old booze?

You can't just sleep through noise like that unless you're on pills or something.

I do to tbh.

Wtf why do you want to be punished?