Author Topic: I found a penguin in my pool  (Read 3211 times)

I'm not even loving joking i walk outside and see a loving penguin inside my pool

WHAT DO I DO

good post bro 10/10 would read again








wait, no i wouldn't


Did you invite him in?

If not, ask him to leave.

A penguin?

Holy stuff. Call 1-800-344-9453, and let them know that you've found a penguin, and tell them your address. They'll send out the proper wildlife officials to handle it. Until then, try to keep it in your backyard. You don't want it to disappear.

Also, pictures. Please?


Being bullstuffted, disregard.

There are no penguins in Arizona.


There are no penguins in Arizona.
I thought that said, "There are no penguins in Africa".
Although that's probably true as well.

There are no penguins in Arizona.
I certainly hope you're not being tribal. o:


I think its one of those galapagos penguisn

look it up

also i'm not going near it it looks riddled with disease

kill it and eat it or eat it and kill it.

There are no penguins in Arizona.
Ever heard of Zoo's? Arizona has Zoo's. And Zoo's have penguins.
You're a dumbass, lol.

kill it and eat it or eat it and kill it.

i'm not going near it it looks riddled with disease

I think its one of those galapagos penguisn

look it up

also i'm not going near it it looks riddled with disease
Those guys are all business.