Author Topic: my sister (attempted) to commandeer my computer and leave no trace  (Read 1810 times)

she uses facebook constantly and was recently revoked of her laptop privileges (after breaking five laptops) due to her grades
and her phone
leaving her with an old windows xp from 2002 that I modified to block facebook and all other social bullstuff stuff from all browsers

I never use facebook at all
I only have one so I can keep in touch with my older sister who is over in portland doing college and stuff
(meaning it's unblocked on mine)

so last night I downloaded this trippy program called apophysis which makes fractal stuff
bad part is it takes roughly 2 hours per each image to render
well that wasn't a problem considering I was going out so I set my computer's power options to turn off the display at x time and not to go to sleep until I got back

that's when I returned and saw the image had rendered very nicely
and that's when I realised that my keyboard had the little flippy things on the back that raise it were in use
I never use that
only she does

I checked my history to see if she was going to be that obvious, but she deleted it (using google chrome = no preservation of history deletions)

tl;dr my sister is a communist that uses my electronic devices to contact her finnish allies to begin production of the ophan factories that produce nylon stockings

windows key + L

you're welcome

download a keylogger, find sister's information, go on sister's facebook, embarass sister

windows key + L

you're welcome
Holy forgetstuff i pooperd my pantalon

Holy forgetstuff i pooperd my pantalon
Yeah, it became my favorite shortcut along with windows key + D or M (D minimizes all windows immediately and pressing it again replaces them, M does it with the little minimize animation and won't let you replace them).

I always slap it if I'm not in a full-screen game when I even so much as go to the bathroom.


I always slap it if I'm not in a full-screen game when I even so much as go to the bathroom.


ew he slaps it when he goes to the bathroom :S

I like tab + windows key, it looks awesome.



windows key + D
Awww yeah. That's gonna be my new research button. Thanks bro.

i tried all of those to no prevail but then realized i had them disabled with my keyboard.

windows key + L

you're welcome
i'm going to have to do that when i'm away from home and my dad has access for my computer
for some reason i'm terrified of leaving my computer unattended while my dad is home

download a keylogger, find sister's information, go on sister's facebook, embarass sister
this

tl;dr my sister is a communist that uses my electronic devices to contact her finnish allies to begin production of the ophan factories that produce nylon stockings
Lol