@Last screenie
According to one of the ... subjects, dude is the other tard's "lil' bro", so it's possible that they could be in the same household, perhaps playing alongside eachother.
Since he's five, he must have some sort of linguistic capability, so they could be communicating vocally and thus him telling the other richard whatever kind of garbage he supposedly said.
cigarette's late, i started reading at three
Seeing this kind of hilarity almost makes me want to put up with the runtime errors and play again.
Almost.