The Daily Life of Gabe Newell V2

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1:55pm

Gabe Newell gets up and discovers his left arm is numb.

2:00pm
gabe votes freeze for bl forums president

2:01

Gabe was mysteriously shot.

2:02 Freeze wins election, Tony found in a corner crying and sucking his greasy hair.

Poor Tony
Didn't quite deserve this

3:00 Gabe notice he was 20% more PHAT (fat)

3:04
Gabe notices this thread and cancels HL3.
Again.

3:33
Gabe sees the spai.

Ze Spai backstabs him.

Gabe is dead =3 (jk)


3:35

Gabe is reanimated.

13:37

Gabe uses hax to get a 45 to 0 round on CSS.


15:00
Gabe chops his thumbs off with a tablesaw.
Mmmm.

15:00
Gabe chops his thumbs off with a tablesaw.
Mmmm.
15:33
Gabe goes to the hospital.

15:34

Gabe gets sucked into a worm hole.