I got an old pumpkin

[LizzyRascal]

rape it

in front of your neighbor's door

[Ad Bot]

[deadpossom]

[Funkadelic]

Let it ferment and get high on it once it is.

[Clone v.117]

Put a grenade in it with a string around the ring then seal it back up and throw it through your school window then tug the string to pull the pin and run. this also works with females

[Mr.Noßody]

Throw it away, that crap is old.

[Serge64]

I shot it with my bow and now it looks like a porcupine, now I'm planning something that implies my neighbor's house...

[Comatose]

Buy firecrackers, and extend the fuses. Put the firecrackers in the pumpkin, and put it in your street. Light the fuses and run like hell.

[Night Fox]

light it on fire, put outside neightbors front door, then when they open the door, shoot them with an airsoft gun.

that would not be what they were expecting

[Aide33]

get high

and

rape it.

[Serge64]

and

i can't rape something that has so many arrows that looks like a hedgehog...

[Becquerel]

No you people are DOING it WRONG.
YOU NEED TO:

Set it on fire.

blow it up with possibly illegal explosives.

put it in front of your neighbor's door

rape it.

[Tom Gunn]

Buy it

Use it

Break it

Fix it

smash it

[Serge64]

Buy it
Use it
Break it
Fix it

WOOOO! Daft Punk :D

[Boston Terrier]

Throw it away

and run like hell.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

Buy it

Use it

Break it

Fix it

DESTROY EVERYTHING