I play too much Minecraft

[Mega-Bear]

here's some funfacts: I'm right handed when it comes to writing, ambidextrous for most other activities, but am left handed for fapping

... WTF. My entire left arm is practically useless. My left hand isn't very dextrous, I'm inaccurate when throwing, and can't hit as hard as my right arm.

[Ad Bot]

[Comatose]

I read so much creepypasta one night, I woke up in the middle of the night, and could've sworn Slenderman was looking at me through the window. I screamed my ass off and couldn't sleep for the rest of the night.

[Aide33]

[Eluxsam]

One time I was walking through my house at night, and I turn to walk in the hallway and I bump into my little brother. I jumped a mile and yelped, thinking he was a creeper. xD

[sorrel]

... WTF. My entire left arm is practically useless. My left hand isn't very dextrous, I'm inaccurate when throwing, and can't hit as hard as my right arm.

if you were a zombie you would be a charger

[comedy101experiments]

One time I was walking through my house at night, and I turn to walk in the hallway and I bump into my little brother. I jumped a mile and yelped, thinking he was a creeper. xD

xD

[BBOY]

No, you are simply paranoid. You have a fear of the dark, or rather, fear of the unknown. You don't know what lies beyond, so you fear what might. You also know that there is nothing, but your brain tells you that something "spawning" inside the dark is possible, even though it's not.
Most people have this fear, your experience with video-games just augments it into something sharper, and more intense.

Squint in training.

Jesus christ aren't you like 12

[Shell]

Didn't comedy101experiments say he matured? His posts in this thread show otherwise.

[Skyfrost.]

Conan O'Brian is the only reason I'm not afraid of the dark.

[Lando The Climber]

H̵̡̢̹͕̲̑̿̓͆̂ͬ̀͆͊͋͜ě̷͎̩̭̙̰̣̽͗͛̂̐͑́̉ͦͯ̌ͮ̉̑́͢ͅ ̱̜͖͖̮̠̮̲͎͙̙̇̈͑̓̄ͧ͒̃ͭ̏͌͜͟͡lͦ̊̑̄̑̽ͤͬ͏͙͓̞̣̻͓̭̱̙̻͍̼̭̘̰̕ͅu̴̷̢̦̘̘̱͉̱̹̙̦͔̠̫͔̼͍̟͙̓̌̒̓͌̍ͬͥ̈́ͩ͂͐ͣ̒̚̕r̡̛̄ͤ͛̈́ͣ͐́ͩͨ̊ͬ̋ͬ̂̌̂̚͏̶̞̙̟̜k̵̛̮̠͖̝̟̼̬̻͕̝͙͓͙̦̥ͯ͋ͤ̓ͨ̊̇ͯ̀̚̚ͅş̢̖͖̤̖̳̘̿̄̓ͦͦ͆̄̀̑̐͝ ̂̑̉ͬ̌̔ͮ͑̋̋̈́̌̌҉̸̶̠͙̮̘̕i͎̬͕͎͇ͬͭ̌̈́̾̊̊̽͋ͬ̓̀̚̕͞ṅͫͥ͋ͯͭ̑̇ͤͩͦͬ̏̓̇͊͜҉̵̘̲͇͇̻͉̻̫̘͙̰̙̖͢ ̸̭͙̟̙̱͉̜͍͔̭ͩ͐̆ͩ̊ͫͩ̉̄̍̾ͤ̍́ͥͥ̊̀͞c̴̸̴̮͓̩͕̳͕̘̟͎̳͐ͮͭͨ͐̏ͨͯ̊̚͜ͅo̧̊͊̎ͬ͗̽ͥͩͪ̇̎͏̷͟͏̭̙͚͎̫̱͓̲̟̖͈̤̯͕͉̟̮ͅr̃͋ͫ͌̀͡҉͈͖̭̩̪̳̝̳̙͚̜̦̮̀͠ǹ̵̊͒̏̄̔͐̎͌ͦ̓͜͠҉̣̮̠̘̰͚̻͎͔͉͎̙͇̭̪̱̰̯è̛͛̎ͩ̓ͬ̆͏͕̝̜̼̬̲͇͇͚̗̹r̢̘̘̻͚̋ͩͫͫͥ͛͆̋͒͋̐͐͆̑ͪ̀̅͋́̚͘͜s̅͛̉̂ͥ̏͐ͬ҉̴̘͎̤̟̲̝́͠͠ͅ ̧̖̭̩̜̝͔͙̦͉̲͍̺̦̮̣͎̙̩̙̏̒ͫ̇̓̾ͦͦͭͪ͌̒̓ͥͩ̀̚͠͝w̸͑͂͂̔͒̋ͤ͏̸̡̻̱͓̮͔h̸̷ͥͥ̑̽ͧͧ͗͗̀͢҉̭̘̱̫̱͉̹͎̱̠͓̤̫̬e̷̛̺͓͕̫̯͕̖̭̬͉͇̦͈͌̄̾̆͒ͬ̔͊ͮ̒̌̾̂͊ͥͬ́̚͘r̠̹͈͓̪̯̀ͭͩ̆̋̕͜͞e̤͎̗͈̫͓̰̻̳̦͚̗̩̗͇͈̝̰̙͆̌̌̆͒̓ͤ͆͒̉̒̃̒̒ͣͭ̃̉́̚͞ ̴̡̘̺͇̼̰̱͕̉ͮͨ̈́ͪ͊̒̅̄t̫͔͉̯͊ͫ̒͌̂̈́̍͆ͪ̔̅ͪ͟͜͢h̢̡̢̬͚͇̗̙̘͌̍ͮ͒̃͂̀̒̃̃͐̔ͪͧ̍́̄ͭ͝ę̠̻͓͓̭͖͎͍͉̩̗̳ͦͮͦ͆͟͟ ̸̡̥̲̖̘ͨ̂̊́̿ͣ̍ͥ̀̏ͯ͒ͪ͛̌́͡ḑ̵̢̫̰̰̻͓̮̯̰͖̘̭͕͆̓͗̇̍̓̂̿̌ͬ͆̈ͧ̀̾̔̊ͅā͚͉̬̖͖̰͚̘̳̼̦̲̘̮̒ͥ̉̂͑̽̽ͫ̌́̚͝r̢͒̓ͪ̈ͤ̎́̚̚͟͏̵͇̪̼̳̹͈̯͎k̰̪̣̥̊̂̍̀͛͟͡n̢̢̝̘̬̦̻̻̭͎͓͉̉ͩ̎̇ͭ̈́̒̃ͮ̌ͣ̎͑ë̸͔̲͔̳̥́ͬ̅ͯ̎͘͠ṩ̶̣̭͈̃ͧͪ̆̊ͯͫ͐͆̇̒̍͆͑̚͘s̴̖̱͚͙͕̩͈̬̮̮̩͙͔̹̘̯̼̎̎͒̒̀͌ͯ͑͛͝ ̷̵̯̙̼͇̥̟̮̙̪̰̥̄̌ͬ͌̈́͊̀͞͞ḯ̞̰̹̞̜̻͙̖̜͙͉̳͕̞̗̖̞͖̤̑̈́̽̆̍ͣ̔̿́s̸̢͔̟̠̭̖̭ͨ͛ͮͅ ̗͖̦̻̃̑̄̐̈́̂ͪ̓̅͂͌̾̆͌͘͢͝a̛̮͈̝̙̦̱̲̘̠̩̱͇͉̦ͭͧ̂͌̾͋́̚͡t̢̢ͧ̽͌̌̏͗ͥ̈̅ͤ͆̑ͤ̇͜͝҉̹͈̳̩̲̖̳͇̫̖͎̩͇͉ ̵̨̬̖͔̯̳̳̰͉̰̳̗̋͂̂ͧͬ̉ͮ͐́ͮ̍̌ͧ̉͗̐ͯͬ̑͡͡͝ͅi̝̳̲̝̖̗̔̋͋̅̀͌͛ͨͮ̄̊ͨ̏͛́̚t̶̢̛͚̯͕̱̥̳̲̟̬͈̖͔̱̼̺͌̓̋̋͒͊̿̏̇̀̕s̸̨̼͓͙̩͚̩̹͎͓͈̣̘̩̦̳̟̳̘̅̋̐̆ͪͪ̐̀̆͂̈̑͢ ̷̪̙̻͈͍̼̩͎̪̟̬̦̲͑ͯ̈͛̏̋ͧ̀̑ͣ͐̏ͭ̒ͮ̽͟ͅb̛̛͉̰͉̫̍̉͛̓͑ͤ̀̊ͤ͗͌̊̽̅̄̅̂̐͌ȅ̶̳̻͇͓̝͔̯͔̱͚͇̟̘̳̪̥̥̲̆ͮͧ͆̒̀͜s̵̱̟̰̼̪͙͔̲̗̲͈̭ͨ̐͗ͦ͒ͯ̅̄̊͂͟͡t̷̸̳̞̲̖̯͎̳̞̺̗͇̘̜̥͔̞̭̾́ͬ͌͋͘͞ͅͅ

[Kaphonaits]

No, you are simply paranoid. You have a fear of the dark, or rather, fear of the unknown. You don't know what lies beyond, so you fear what might. You also know that there is nothing, but your brain tells you that something "spawning" inside the dark is possible, even though it's not.
Most people have this fear, your experience with video-games just augments it into something sharper, and more intense.

Squint in training.

This.

[blockguy123]

lol yeah i get the same thing

[indyjones]

Minecraft :)

[comedy101experiments]

Bump

[Katadeus]

I have decided that I am mildly omniphobic.
Getting better every day.