Author Topic: Tell me a joke.  (Read 4190 times)

roses are red
lemons are sour
open your legs
and give me 1 hour
mmmmm

roses are yay
violets are gay
i want to stick my snake in your holy place
yeah bitch let's go to space

i'm pro at this
newsflash ::: ningyou is boy

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot Screw
Oh my gosh what can I do?
My memory shrinks
my hearing stinks
no sense of smell
I look like hell
my mood is bad - can you tell?
my body is drooping
has trouble pooping
The Golden years
Have come at last
The Golden years
can kiss my ass

who am I?

newsflash ::: ningyou is boy
Late.

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot Screw
Oh my gosh what can I do?
My memory shrinks
my hearing stinks
no sense of smell
I look like hell
my mood is bad - can you tell?
my body is drooping
has trouble pooping
The Golden years
Have come at last
The Golden years
can kiss my ass

who am I?
TeslaCoil.


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run like a gay friend To Ponyville
  hate Strip club to stick my snake in Sunday Winter
A gay pony is masturbating with a pony vibrator
a mexican is wet like your pusillanimous individual

Please forget me if I bleed out of my snake

somebody A bitch
not you.

gotta love them poem generators
« Last Edit: February 21, 2012, 02:26:10 AM by Ningyou »

La la la la la la, sing a stuffty song.

La la la la la la, forget the whole day long.




there is so swag in double posts


there is no such thing as swag anyhow. Just what you think and perceive to be real and good to your own ego.


Swag originally meant whatever was collected by a burglar during a burglary.
Or as it was put, a burglar's booty.

So swag is a robbers ass?

Booty means treasure or riches.

A girls ass is great booty.

Booty means treasure or riches.
Well now aren't you a smartbooty.
:cookieMonster: