Author Topic: Your hand you don't use your mouse with is now a rocket launcher  (Read 1666 times)


The rocket ricocheted off a wall, flew from my house, across the Pacific Ocean, into 'In my room on the computor' and blew the OP to smitheroons.
That was my twin brother bob :D +1

Well, now I can see the stars through my newly formed skylight.



Well, there goes the wall.

Yeah it shot through the window. I hope it hit the neighbors.


The floor below my chair. [insert bad pun here]


I was burying my dead cat.

GOD loving DAMNIT

Cat...

you were cool, man.

SHOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD AGAIN

MY LEFT HAND IS A DUMBASS

I don't have a ceiling anymore.

I shot myself on the top of my head...through my whole body...through my bed...through the floor...through the living room...through the basement...too the earth's core...Jesus christ that hurts, sorry about the earthquake also.

I'm dead.

I shot myself in the ear.