Useless facts generator!

[Ayxrion]

"Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world’s largest zipper manufacturer."
each fact i see it has ’
aa

[Ad Bot]

[Communist]

A female donkey's milk is closest to human milk.

[xbox 360 fan]

"There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!"
Yay!!!

[Ayxrion]

"A snake charmer in Bangladesh once found 3,500 poisonous cobras and their eggs hidden underneath the floors of two suburban homes. "
cool.
"Monkies only smile when they are scared"
AMAZING!
"Approximately 100,000 people get married in Las Vegas each year. "
I'm gettign married there.

[Demian]

"Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world’s largest zipper manufacturer."
each fact i see it has ’
aa

At first I though typo. Then

The initials YKK stand for 吉田工業株式会社 (Yoshida Kōgyō Kabushikigaisha?), Yoshida Manufacturing Corporation.

It's still typoed but damn.

[Communist]

"During World War II, the very first bomb dropped on Berlin by the Allies killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo."

those bastards

[Eluxsam]

"The clown fish has the ability to change its love. If a breeding female dies, the male fish will change its love and mate with another male."
Oh my God

[xbox 360 fan]

"When Titanic sank it had 3000 tonnes of ham onboard.

"You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. " '

"Humans and dolphins are the only animals whom have love for pleasure."

Whoah for all of these. INCLUDEING NUMBAR THREE

[Communist]

"Humans and dolphins are the only animals whom have love for pleasure."

dolphin prostitutes

[Ayxrion]

"The clown fish has the ability to change its love. If a breeding female dies, the male fish will change its love and mate with another male."
Oh my God

forget i was going to do that aaaa
"The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air."
woahhh
"98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim."
sweet.
"There are 1 million ants for every person in the world"
hoooooooooooly
"Anxiety is the most common psychological disorder in the world."
cool.
"The baculum (or oosik) is a bone in the snake of most mammals, notably absent from human males."
 

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"The baculum (or oosik) is a bone in the snake of most mammals, notably absent from human males."

Looks like nobody here has...

*shades*

...a boner.


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Ayxrion]

"A group of rhinocerous is called a 'crash'"
cool?
"There are more pigs than humans in Denmark."
PIGE!
"Ballpoint pens were invented by a Michigan scientist attempting to reduce the number of birds killed for their quills. "
poor birde
"Black is not a color, it's a combination of all the colors."
false..?
"In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles."
hote!

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Black is not a color, it's a combination of all the colors."
false..?

true

[xbox 360 fan]

GOD I CANT STOP POSTING STUPID AMAZING FACTS

1."The original Coca Cola was green in color. "

2."American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads."  Wow

3."The plastic tips on the ends of shoelaces are called "aglets" NOW YOU KNOW
 
Then I got a FORBIDDEN 404 error.

[xxxxkill]

"The world record for finishing the Rubik's cube is 16.5 seconds. "
forget.
"Rats and horses can't vomit."
Ew.
"If you compare the weight, a hamburger is more expensive than a car."
forget YOU MCDONALDS
"40% of all industrial accidents happen on a monday or a friday."
I blame Garfield and Rebecca Black.
"Armadillos jump straight up in the air when surprised, which is why so many die from being run over by cars."
Woah, what.
"The electric chair was invented by a dentist."
;~;