Useless facts generator!

[Jairo]

"Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump'"
bump

"The city of Slaughter, Texas (population: 11,284), has never had a homicide occur within its boundaries. "

"The female mosquitoes are the ones that bite!"

"74% of men in Great Britain admit to thinking about having loveual intercourse with an animal"
^FURRY CENTRAL LOCATED.
TACTICAL NUKE INBOUND.

"The brain continues sending electrical wave signals for 37 hours after death"

"Despite its 6.5 million square feet of floor space, the Pentagon in Washington was constructed in such a way that no point in the building is more than seven minutes' walk from any other point in the building. "

"The famous painter Pablo Picasso burned many of his paintings to stay warm when having financial troubles "

"The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies. "

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[ShadowYoshi294]

Five facts:
"Billie Jean by Michael Jackson was the first video to air on MTV by a black artist."
"The coldest temperature ever recorded was -128.6 F/-89.6 C at Vostock Station in Antarctica in 1983"
"A United States dime has 118 ridges around it."
"A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. "
"DMT (Dimethyltryptamine) is the strongest psychedelic on the planet, this chemical naturally occurs in the human brain and spine."

[Katadeus]

"The electric chair was invented by a dentist."

Why am I not surprised.

[Messes]

"The 'anatomical juxtaposition of the two orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction' is a precise medical description of a kiss. "

[sorrel]

"75% of people will believe any made up statistic."
Oh stuff guys

[ghost_man]

November 16, 1952 was the first time Lucy "held" the football for Charlie Brown, in the comics strip Peanuts.
uh

[Decepticon]

"The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had"

...Wha.

[-Pablo-]

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[Night Fox]

The word "O.K." originates from when British soldiers in WW2 told their superiors how many people in their platoon died

no
"ok" comes from the word "okay"

[blockguy123]

"It would take 1.2 million mosquitoes biting you simultaneously to drain all your blood."
I didnt know that
wow

[Skyra]

"According to Self Delete statistics, Monday is the favored day for self destruction."
Of course it is. :/

"Most lipstick contains fish scales."
I knew something was 'fishy' about it. Har har har

"Ladybugs shoot acid from their knees."
I want that super power!

[PJ Boy]

"Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under is cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings. "
"Porcupines float in water."
"Never squash a wasp that has stung you. Upon being crushed, it will release a chemical that becomes airborne; this signals guard wasps to come and sting whatever gets in their way."
"Human hair is almost indestructible, only fire can destroy it"
"Michigan is the only place in the world with a floating post office. The J.W. Westcott II is the only boat in the world that delivers mail to ships while they are still underway. They have been operating for 125 years. "
"The only word in English with three consequtive S's is "godessship"."
"A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate."

This is great.

EDIT: "There is a pineapple in every episode of Psych."
"A snail can sleep for three years"
"Nintendo started out as a playing-card company that has been around for over 200 years"

[BBOY]

"A Pig's climax lasts on average about 30 minutes"

[MaroonCacti]

"It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a San Francisco street corner."

and not one stuff higher than six feet was given that day.

I LOST MY stuff

[Byteswarm]

"A Pig's climax lasts on average about 30 minutes"