In real war...

[Jaxx]

In real war, perks are a pension, bonus, and six month leave.

In real war, everyone's accuracy rating is .0001%.

In real war, the skull and crossbones over dead teammates are only in your mind, but they stay there forever.

Carry the torch!

[Ad Bot]

[No2mad2]

In real war, you cannot survive 8 shots in the chest and recover quickly.

[Nasoa]

In real war, a headshot is in the head.

[Hiok1998]

In real war you can't run in circles to headshot someone

[Boston Terrier]

In real war, you don't hit E for a medic

[Mr.Noßody]

In real war, everyone's accuracy rating is .0001%.

Snipers.

[Proog]

In real war you have to be over 18 to join.

[-Pablo-]

In a real war, you don't say

NEED A DISPENSER HERE.

NEED A DISPENSER HERE.

NEED A DISPENSER HERE.

[Clone v.117]

In a real war you can't just call in a nuke.

[e-maxx]

In real war, everyone's accuracy rating is .0001%.

lol nope

[.::Taboo::.]

Snipers.

fine fine, let's call it 15~20% at most

[Jaxx]

Snipers.

lol nope

you two fully realize what I meant. >:I

[Boston Terrier]

In real war, you don't beat people up with a fish or mailbox

[Man 2]

In real war, people don't go charging straight into open fire without the slightest fear of death.
Unless, y'know, they're Aragorn. But even so, that wasn't real war.

In real war, gunshots aren't quiet little pops.

In real war, there'd be a strategy, aside from "SHOOT IT, SHOOT IT, SHOOT IT".

[suburb]

In a real war, you don't say

NEED A DISPENSER HERE.

NEED A DISPENSER HERE.

NEED A DISPENSER HERE.

Wait, I am the only one who does that?