In real war...

[Tom Gunn]

In real war, war is hell.

[Ad Bot]

[Extrude]

I lol'd because you don't carry 80 pounds of stuff and diving isn't going to kill you.

[Squideey]

In real war, you can noclip.

But only because you're a filthy cheater, you bitch.

[The Corporation]

In real war, you can't pause the game you're playing and switch to another game about Soviet Russia.
Because Soviet Russia pauses you and switches to the real war.

[Kumquat]

In real war, Dr. Freeman died because hes a loving moron who runs around with a crowbar hitting giant three legged ass tank alien things.

[Mr. Jelly]

In real war, war is real.

[plad101]

in real war. ded

[Shell]

In real war, war is real.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=5585083

[Mr. Jelly]

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=5585083

I was expecting the "You don't say!" meme

[Cybertails1998]

In real war, nobody is truly immortal, and anyone who thinks they're immortal usually dies in mere seconds unless they're never shot at.

[Shell]

In real war, nobody is truly immortal, and anyone who thinks they're immortal usually dies in mere seconds unless they're never shot at.

In real war, people do the spycrab in order to stay alive.

[Night Fox]

you don't carry 80 pounds of stuff

"I carried about 90 lbs of stuff in Afghanistan (with the 82nd Airborne)"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

In real war raw lear nI

[SWAT One]

In real war, gay love.

[Cybertails1998]

In real war, people do the spycrab in order to stay alive.

no, as in they're ALWAYS behind sandbags or other cover

In real war, taking cover behind a wooden table is Self Delete.