In real war...

[Timezbrick]

In real war you don't grab a Rocket Launcher or a mini-gun out your pocket

[Ad Bot]

[aludane]

In a real war, aliens will lay eggs in your brain.

[Mikoyan]

In real war, people don't run up behind their enemies and shove knives in their backs.

Uh, Sometimes they do.

[Kumquat]

In real war, tomatoes.

[Maze24]

In real war, you don't laugh when you do a 360 no scope off the top of a building

[ShadowsfeaR]

In real war, you don't laugh when you do a 360 no scope off the top of a building

If you did that, you wouldn't be laughing, period.

Because you jumped off a building.

[Byteswarm]

In real war, you don't laugh when you do a 360 no scope off the top of a building

360 = turning around to face the same way you were facing .. ?
What kind of dumbass does this?

[ShadowsfeaR]

360 = turning around to face the same way you were facing .. ?
What kind of dumbass does this?

Skill shots br0.

[CityRPG]

360 = turning around to face the same way you were facing .. ?
What kind of dumbass does this?

It's a Call of Duty thing. I have a friend that will always jump off stuff with his sniper rifle, spin 360 degrees, and if anyone enters his crosshairs in that time, he'll fire. Sometimes he'll manage to land the shot and it's hilarious.

[FireFish]

In real war teabagging people gets you a dishonorable discharge.

[Gear]

In real war your gun is not an instant hit laser gun

[SWAT One]

In real war teabagging people gets you a dishonorable discharge.

BAHAHAHAHA

[Joltarn]

in real war when you look down you can see your feet

[Maze24]

If you did that, you wouldn't be laughing, period.

Because you jumped off a building.

Small building. You wouldn't get hurt.

360 = turning around to face the same way you were facing .. ?
What kind of dumbass does this?

It's a CoD reference.

[MunkeyCheez]

in a real war,
you dont survive if you get a 50. cal bullet to the chest

in a real war,
you do survive if you get swiped with an knife if you wear bullet proof armor