Hosting radio show tonight, need one-liners.

[Tokerovin]

Hey folks.

I got this herrr radio shiz-ow and I need me a whole-heapin'-pile of funny (and appropriate) one-liners that I could throw in randomly to fill time. (My co-host is sickly so it's just a-gonna be me- Mario!) Since you guys have a very amusing approach to putting words together, I figured that a few people will say funny things in this thread that I can steal for teh lulz.

Oh and if you care to listen (which I  DO NOT recommend) we broadcast simultaneously over FM and the Internet so you can tune in at http://wioxradio.org

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[Vegetarian Zombie]

cnai b doge

[Tokerovin]

cnai b doge

A good start indeed!

[Darkness ZXW]

I would tell you a good chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon

[Bisjac]

"i'll try anything twice"

[Tokerovin]

Digging this so far guys.

Love me some limericks.

[CoolKoopaTroopa]

lol @ asking blockland for funny jokes. you'll be getting stupid crap like this:

cnai b doge

all night.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

lol @ asking blockland for funny jokes. you'll be getting stupid crap like this:all night.

thatsthejoke.jpg

[Tokerovin]

lol @ asking blockland for funny jokes. you'll be getting stupid crap like this:all night.

I understand your point, but even if the joke doesn't appeal to the masses, it may still inspire a hint of creativity in me which I could use to produce teh lulz.

[Uncle Bengs]

jews are pretty goddarn smelly

[Jairo]

I would tell you a good chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon

stephanie gives me a hadron

cats are made out of iron, lithium, and neon
FeLiNe

[Anti-Block]

Did i ever tell you about the doctor who was a duck?

apparently, he was a quack!

[Night Fox]

stephen hawking walks into a bar

[Tokerovin]

stephen hawking walks into a bar

I heard that one yesterday, but it still killed me.

[zackin5]

stephen hawking walks into a bar

I feel like a bad person because this is the only joke I "laughed" (smiled) at.