Let's act like TF2 characters!

[Socrates]

inb4sandvich

[Ad Bot]

[Rigby]

FRUIT PEE.

THE OL' CHOP CHOP.


AM DRUNK.
YOU DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE.
Demoman really doesn't sound too Scottish.

nope

[Kumquat]

Saw that massive ninja

didnt know it would stretch that far..

[._maxwell23461_.]

Sandbitch.

[Supersylox]

PUT DISPENSER HERE

I AM SANDVICH

[Jokey365]

WHO VOULD ENJOY ZE HEALINGS?

[GEN.Fire Bird]

I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And this...  is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds.
Oh my god, who touched Sasha?! Alright… WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe…maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
Cry some more!....Heh, cry some more...

[Block Box]

Alright chucklenuts.

Thread diagnosis:
It sucks!

Post your crap somewhere alse moron.

What, you gonna cry?
you gonna cry now?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Alright chucklenuts.

Thread diagnosis:
It sucks!

Post your crap somewhere alse moron.

What, you gonna cry?
you gonna cry now?

Heck no! Spah 'round here!

[._maxwell23461_.]

I HAVE NO IDEA!!!

[GEN.Fire Bird]

What was that, Sandvich? "Kill them all"? Good idea! Hahahaha!
Sandvich and me going to beat your ass!
I'm going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you.
I was told we would be fighting men!

[Rigby]

NEWB U JUST STLE MAH KIL I KEEL YU NEWXT

[YorkTown95]

"Scotland is no county! You're an englishmen with a dress."

[GEN.Fire Bird]

NEWB U JUST STLE MAH KIL I KEEL YU NEWXT

The burning you feel? It is shame!

[Jokey365]

HEAVY!
MOVE!
I WILL UBER YOU!