An essay on Ass piss
To delve deeply into Ass piss is an exciting adventure. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Ass piss. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, Ass piss is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It is estimated that that Ass piss is thought about eight times every day by global commercial enterprises, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.
Social Factors
Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Ass piss to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. A child’s approach to Ass piss cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.
Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon Ass piss. It grows stonger every day.
Economic Factors
The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. Of course, Ass piss fits perfectly into the JTB-Guide-Dog model. Taking special care to highlight the role of Ass piss within the vast framework which this provides.
National
Debt
Ass piss
Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank the national debt has always depended upon Ass piss to a certain extent, but now more that ever. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.
Political Factors
Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting night and day.
We cannot talk of Ass piss and politics without remembering the words of award winning journalist Vatusia Bootlegger 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to Ass piss this is clearly true. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Ass piss wins votes.' Simple as that.
Is Ass piss politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion
We can conclude that the Ass piss is both a need and a want. It fills a hole, applauds greatness and is a joy to behold.
Here with the final word is Hollywood's Keanu Paltrow: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without Ass piss.' [3]
[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records
[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books
[3] My Ass piss! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing