chihuahua threatening your family and dog? beat it with a hockey stick!

[Morpheus]

Judge Judy, what do you think about the Blockland Forums.

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

...
Beat it with a hockey stick?
Are you serious?

It's a loving 4 pound dog.

>walk over to it
>pick it up
>threat neutralized

You don't have to beat it with a hockey stick.

Oh you.

[Decepticon]

Judge Judy, what do you think about the Blockland Forums.

Someone please make that into an avatar.

[Mr. Jelly]

I've eaten and crapped things larger than that dog you don't need to loving hit it with a stick

[brickybob]

It's a god damn 4 pound dog.  You don't really need a hockey stick.  Pick it up, problem solved..  That's like carpet bombing your house because you saw a roosterroach.

Someone please make that into an avatar.

You're welcome.

[Night Fox]

OMG A CHIHUAHUA SON GO TO THE BOMB SHELTER QUICK I'LL HANDLE THIS

[Decepticon]

It's a god damn 4 pound dog.  You don't really need a hockey stick.  Pick it up, problem solved..  That's like carpet bombing your house because you saw a roosterroach.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

[brickybob]

OMG A CHIHUAHUA SON GO TO THE BOMB SHELTER QUICK I'LL HANDLE THIS

Then carpet bombing the whole county.

[Club559]

OH MY GOD ITS A CHIHUAHUA BARKING AT MY DOG THAT'S MUCH LARGER THAN IT AND COULD INJURE IT IF IT TRIED SO I MIGHT AS WELL SHOOT IT WITH MY AK47

[steve5451]

I saw this a month or so ago on TV.

[Shazoo]

What the hell, how does this guy call himself a man? Just throw a piece of bacon across the yard to lure it away if you don't want to touch the little thing, dumbass. 

[Demian]

This is the funniest case ever. The defendant is a total pothead black man who says "yea" with three syllables. I was laughing through the entire 5 minutes. The dude seems like a fun guy to hang around: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBWoqOScMgg

[CityRPG]

Judge Judy is a cunt.

I hate little dogs.


Edit: This entire show is garbage. She's determining based on nothing that this guy is lying based on intuition.

"Sit down, you're as dumb as he is!"

loving garbage. This is why America is stupid.

[hankyje]

Jesus Christ what's wrong with that kid?

Also,

Judge Judy is a cunt.

[dkamm65]

Judge Judy is a cunt.

I hate little dogs.


Edit: This entire show is garbage. She's determining based on nothing that this guy is lying based on intuition.

"Sit down, you're as dumb as he is!"

loving garbage. This is why America is stupid.

There is no way to justify hitting a 4 pound dog with a hockey stick.