Today at my school god visited and said weed was super cool so we were all getting high with our lord and savior Jesus when Obama came in and took all our weed. He said he was going to smoke it with his gay furry friends but all of a sudden Ron Paul broke into the classroom. Ron Paul kicked Obama in his furry gay balls and gave us back our weed, then we all sat down in the classroom and watched my little pony because it's so cool. We were having adventures with appleshydash when suddenly anonymous interrupted the show with their l33t h4x0r 5k1llz. They said that reddit had gone too far and were going to make 4chan fight reddit. I went home after and played modern warfare 3 which is the best game while listening to metalstep on disney channel with Justin beiber, icarly, Fred, and ray William Johnson.
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