Yeah Central Jersey is fake. Youre living a lie.
Heres a great quote from UD:
Well I can agree that a lot of people are into the entire North Jersey culture here, which is quite annoying. But geographically, Central Jersey is primarily suburbs while North is mountains and cities, and the south is just swamps and apparently smug people. I see Central Jersey as a place from North Jersey to raise their kids
More accurate:

Also, I started reading my town's Wikipedia page, some weird stuff is on here