On the ride to school on the bus ( of course) we was yellin and stuff when we go to the school parking lot, the driver said to say in our seats. He said there was a alien on the loose (he somehow escaped the containment cell we live near area 51) and he said if you see anyone driving a white UFO with PA (pensylvania) license plates to run.. Im like " my dad has a white UFO, so am i supposed to run from him and never get in when he driving? So the bus driver yelled at me and I got sent to the rapist principal (Yipee!) and got detention where a monday kid drilled me in the back of the brown town with his snake so I got up sharpend my pencil threw it across the room and IT STUCK IN HIS loving snake! I yelled out TOMAHAWK BIATCH ( yes i litlerally said "biatch" instead of bitch ) and now I have detention for the rest of the year...
