"hey im socrates im a massive friend and i want you to know that you are too.i hate my life it sucks i raped my sister and they found out, i'm going to jail and it's your fault.im terribly sorry but you know it's true, it's your fault you're all gigantic friends, not mine.love, socrates (gigantic douche)discuss."
okthere you go.
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why are you trying to get banned?
Get out of this forum and die you piece of stuff.
Sorry guys.I was trying to make a joke.Seems I have failed
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