Author Topic: Forum Man - Piano Man Parody  (Read 1504 times)

It's two a.m. on the off-topic
The forumgoers posting in
There's a pony thread raging next to me
Talkin' about their ponies and stuff
They say, Guys can you please leave us alone
For we don't really mess with you
'Cause we're sad but we're sweet, and our minds were complete
When we were decent a long time ago

[Chorus]
La la la de de da
la la de de da da dum
Post us a joke, you're the forum man
Post us a drama tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for some Battlefield
And you've got us feelin' all trolled

Now John Freeman is a good friend of mine
He gets us our laughs for free
And he's quick with an emote or to begin to gloat
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says Tony, I believe this is killing me
As the knife came out of his throat
Well I'm sure that I could be saving my brother
If I could get out of this place
La la la de de da
la la de de da da dum

Now IcyGamma is an elitist
Who never had time for a life
And he's talking with Davy who's still in the pusillanimous individual
And probably will be for life
And a Stocking is practicing research
As the reaper slowly gets punched
Yes, they're sharing a sickness they call dramas
But it's better than being drama'd alone

Post us a joke, you're the forum man
Post us a drama tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for some Battlefield
And you've got us feelin' all trolled

It's a pretty good crowd for an early morning
And the admins give out some bans
'Cause they know that it's the morons they've been doing it on
To rid the forum for a while
And the forum sounds just like the Congress
And the post button feels all worn out
And they sit at their screens typing comebacks at me
And say "Man, what are you still doin' here?"

La la la de de da
la la de de da da dum
Post us a joke, you're the forum man
Post us a drama tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for some Battlefield
And you've got us feelin' all trolled

 :cookieMonster:
terrible job by me
my still alive parody on apple company was better
« Last Edit: March 03, 2012, 11:05:16 PM by Jairo »


Someone should actually make this.

Pretty good, but it needs to rhyme more.

Quote
Poor Peter Parker was pitiful
Couldn't have been any shyer
Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him
Even if his hair was on fire

But then one day he went to that science lab
That mutated spider came down
Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls
And he's swingin' all over town

La li la, li de da
La la, li le la da dum

Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now
And there's evil doers to fight

Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his
Who horns in on Mary Jane
But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys
Who can kiss upside down in the rain

"With great power comes great responsibility"
That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben
If you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the line
Again and again and again

Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dom

Now Norman's a billionare scientist
Who never had time for his son
But then something went screwy and before you knew he
Was trying to kill everyone

And he's ridin' around on that glider thing
And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bomb
Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on

Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now
But where'd you come up with those tights?

It's a pretty sad day at the funeral
Norman Osborn has bitten the dust
And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead
Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust

Oh, and M.J. is all hot for Peter now
Aw, but Peter, he just shuts her down
Mary Jane, don't you cry, you can give it a try
Again when the sequal comes 'round

Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dum

Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now
And we think that you'll do all right

Original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0

Somebody made a song (using Portal 2's Want You Gone) [video, pony warning]

Now why don't somebody sing this one?

IMO, it would be SO AWESOME.
:D
« Last Edit: March 04, 2012, 12:47:02 AM by dargereldren »

Wait, why is there ponies in a Billy Joel + Portal 2 song?