how do i lucidly dream

[Khepri]

i've tried the whole sit still for however long thing
i usually start getting really dizzy, usually followed by shaking a lot

i'll probably try setting my alarm for 3am so i can try lucid dreaming from that

Dont do it before bed, do it after you wake up and just go straight the forget back to sleep.

[Ad Bot]

[Ninja guy]

oh boy i remembered my first lucid dream

when i first became lucid i was talking to a sloth, i noticed sloths dont talk so i immediatly made my body super buff like i had alot of steroids, then i went to a local mcdonalds and asked to see the hot girl. they brought the hot girl out and i carried her like superman to the mall where i said "buy me some new clothes" and flew off. i flew to the Congo Basin in africa and started chopping down trees with my fists. local villagers looked at me, i noticed they were kinda creepy looking so they became even more creepy and pulled out guns at me. i started running but realized my muscle would absorb any damage that the bullets would do.

i eventually got an AK from a militia troop and flew back to america where i shot the president. i somehow blamed it on an enemy and he went to jail. i hijacked the elections so i became the new president. when i was president i launched a nuke at beijing, china and we had a huge war, but i realized i was still lucid and made sure that US won. eventually i made a zombie army of corrupt dictators and sent them to kill chairman mao. i was really bored so i flew up to heaven and met jesus. jesus told me random advice and i got bored again so i explored heaven. because my mind thinks heaven is a good place i hooked up with a buetiful woman and we had a family. one day jesus went to my house and said "your time has come." and he sent me back to earth. earth had become kinda like fallout 3 because i left the china-america war and everyone launched nukes at eachother.

i wandered the wasteland and i felt good so i spawned a radio and played 50's music. i got caught in the moment so i changed the music to t-pain. t-pain stopped singing and told me "im t-pain, whats yo name, you better loving watch out, a guys shooting at you"

i turned around to see that chairman mao had me at gunpoint. i still had the african AK but it jammed when i tried to shoot mao. mao shot me in the chest and i bled. (for some reason my muscles didnt protect me) my best friend IRL shot mao in the head.

me and my friend were like "damn look at this stuff" and we didnt like how the earth looked, so we made a new earth and put all the people from earth on new earth.

eventually jesus said "your time is up" and i went back to heaven. my wife had hooked up with another angel and i got pissed. i didnt want to be in heaven anymore so i went to new earth.



That's when the dream ended though, I never dreamt the continuation.

[BBOY]

I did it a few times. One when I was terribly ill, I made the mistake of waking up. That was loving scary. And some other times when I was younger. Hallucinating the stuff  was hallucinating was scary.

[BBOY]

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Gosh i want to lucid dream now.

[Agent C]

Mirrors never show anything when I have a lucid dream, just a blank gray slate. I hate having lucid dreams about scary stuff, like spiders, leeches, and gray amorphous mass blob things with gray limbs sticking out of it. There's not much color when I dream, unless it's something meant to stand out from things in general, such as broken glass and roses. Other than that, they can be pretty cool

[pecon98]

i saw it
i looked in the mirror
AND SAW IT
THE THING NO ONE WANTS TO SEE
the human centipede

[Spectrum2]

I'm thinking about doing this but would probably forget up and wake up halfway through 

:c

[(Fallen)]

I have has sleep paralCIA once. Scary stuff as a monday bro

[Sabbin]

I have times when I lay in bed on my back with head on pillow, almost like the log sleeping position except maybe more relaxed.

After a while I start to hear screams/yells of people's names or single words, or hear static fade in and scare my eyes open, or just loud noises, and eventually fade out into sleeping. But I usually 'wake' back up although I'm conscious the whole time..
What is this?

this is usually unintentional when it happens, but I've tried it before and i've succeeded a few times to reach the hearing things state, but not usually seeing things ever, even when in the unintentional occurences, and I can never achieve this state when sleeping in any position other than flat on my back looking/facing up with back of my head on the pillow.

[Byteswarm]

I have has sleep paralCIA once. Scary stuff as a monday bro

I have times when I lay in bed on my back with head on pillow, almost like the log sleeping position except maybe more relaxed.

After a while I start to hear screams/yells of people's names or single words, or hear static fade in and scare my eyes open, and eventually fade out. But I usually 'wake' back up although I'm conscious the whole time..
What is this?

this is usually unintentional when it happens, but I've tried it before and i've succeeded a few times to reach the hearing things state, but not usually seeing things ever.

you are a schizo
go to your nearest mental treatment facility to make the voices stop
otherwise, you will start to hear more voices, and as you notice them, they will begin to notice you..

[Spectrum2]

Wait I just remembered this one time when I was laying down for bed in that position once and was just about to close my eyes when I heard the word seven clear as day whispered in my ear.

[Sabbin]

Wait I just remembered this one time when I was laying down for bed in that position once and was just about to close my eyes when I heard the word seven clear as day whispered in my ear.

yeah, like I'll hear a VERY LOUD yell or saying of a word or name or phrase.

[Spectrum2]

yeah, like I'll hear a VERY LOUD yell or saying of a word or name or phrase.

That must be loving scary

[No2mad2]

I tired this one time.
"Alright, just don't think of anything scary!"
Couldn't sleep the rest of the night!

[KadeBL_ID12958]

do you feel panic or any form of fear when you hear things?