Vegetarian Zombie the Rapist

[Vegetarian Zombie]

So Maze24 doesn't have to go see someone who actually knows what they are doing some quack therapist.

Ask me stuff.

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[LordCutlerBeckett]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Kevdude]

There was a girl whom I liked who quite obviously liked me. Since I'm a cigarette I never asked her out. Recently it seems she has shifted her focus to another guy. I'm distressed by this. watdo?

[Brian Smithers]

my life have been controlled by a computer
how do i rape the computer without damaging my genitalia?
oh and

There was a girl whom I liked who quite obviously liked me. Since I'm a cigarette I never asked her out. Recently it seems she has shifted her focus to another guy. I'm distressed by this. watdo?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

does not compute

There was a girl whom I liked who quite obviously liked me. Since I'm a cigarette I never asked her out. Recently it seems she has shifted her focus to another guy. I'm distressed by this. watdo?

Tell her how you really feel. Maybe.

my life have been controlled by a computer
how do i rape the computer without damaging my genitalia?
oh and

very carefully

[Kevdude]

Tell her how you really feel. Maybe.

I've thought about doing this, but there never seems to be a right time

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I've thought about doing this, but there never seems to be a right time

Try to get her alone, and don't be nervous.

Practice with yourself in the mirror, even. Some actors do that.

[Ningyou]

my peni is stuk in my dvd playa wat do i do???????????

[Vegetarian Zombie]

my peni is stuk in my dvd playa wat do i do???????????

put sum pr0nz in teh playa n hav love w/ it an teh cum wil lube up teh playa an u get out

[Ningyou]

put sum pr0nz in teh playa n hav love w/ it an teh cum wil lube up teh playa an u get out

omg y did i neva think aboot dat?!?! ur a GENUS

[Vegetarian Zombie]

omg y did i neva think aboot dat?!?! ur a GENUS

i no rite

[Black and White]

my I was I'm stuck in a empty poptart bag

[Vegetarian Zombie]

my I was I'm stuck in a empty poptart bag

put sum pr0nz in teh playa poptart bag n hav love w/ it an teh cum wil lube up teh playa poptart bag an u get out

[Black and White]

I'm stock in a poptart bag

how am I supposed to get anything

[Maze24]

What it wrong with me?