Let's Send a Letter to New Jersey!

[Devo]

People in New Jersey are scary people.
So much, that instead of video chatting or calling them,
We send them a letter.
I will be sending this by mail to a random New Jersey address.
I won't include your post if:
It's only swears
It's only random words
It doesn't fit with the previous post
It doesn't use grammar/spelling at all.

I'll begin.
Dear New Jersian,
            How you doin'?

[Ad Bot]

[Cybertails1998]

Are you tired of Jersey Shore's heavy stereotypes?

[Jetlok]

Are you tired of fitting Jersey Shore's heavy stereotypes?

[Clone v.117]

You are a carrot with a bad hairdo and I hate your face.

[ShadowYoshi294]

But I'll deal with it since you're from my state.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

New York is all-around better.

[Mulch]

You constantly make us look bad in every country ever, and if this letter doesn't get sent I will kill Devo.

[Timezbrick]

Jersey DOES stink. This site tells lies about you!
http://www.jerseydoesntstink.com/

[Devo]

When you get this, remember to write back, because

[Max4344]

We are a bunch of stalkers. Who know your name and everything about you.

[Mr. Jelly]

This thread is full of starfishs

[Rigby]

and if you dont want to be one then you should write back

[Mr. Jelly]

No, that wasn't part of the letter.

I was simply stating this thread is full of starfishs

[Providence]

by writing in this letter.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Write back to us. Don't be a richard.