Bathroom Barfanza
Faecdog
Today, I really needed to use the bathroom at our school. I walked across campus to get to the one place where there was a stall for the students, and went inside. I opened the stall door, and almost shat out my p-spot gland and swallowed my thyroid.
Someone had vomited everywhere.
I went to the headmaster to talk about it, but he sent me out threatening me with a demerit for making stuff up.
I told my teacher, but she only almost barfed herself and sent me away as well. All of my classmates thought either I was on crack or I did it.
So now there is backward ass all over the loving place and no one loving believes me, in which case I will loving use loving before a loving universal loving verb and loving noun because I am loving shrewd upon thanks to the loving asshattery of my loving school, and my loving mom loving slapped loving me for loving being a loving bitch about loving gross things.
WHYYYYYY
carrotes
carrot Discovery
FaecDog
Also, I was at my friend's house, and I asked to go to the restroom. I went in there, and I slipped on something and grabbed the handle of a pullout hamper inside a chest of drawers. I slipped and grabbed it and when I stood up it was open and I saw it and didn't know what it was so I picked it up and OH GOD IT WAS A YELLOW carrot THAT STARTED VIBRATING
WHYYYYYY
Rugged
i was at a friends house and walked into their bathroom to stuff. when i was done there was no toilet paper so i checked for some more under the sink. i found his moms. i didnt know what it was at first, then i realized and OH GOD
WHYYYYYYYY
steve5451
I opened one of the two drawers under our TV wall unit and all of a sudden pink vibrating carrot
ew
love Traumas
Faecdog
Last night, I was on the computer late. I was about to go to bed because I was loving tired.
Before I did, I went to tell my mom goodnight, when suddenly..
WILD love TRAUMA APPEARS!
My mom and my dad were both under the covers, and the bed was bouncing up and down. It was really squeaky, and I was about to yell, but instead I quietly closed the door, and will never forget that moment.
whyyyy
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