What do you do at night?

[Eussorus]

Late at night, when everyone is asleep, I fill my bathtub with marina sauce. Then submerge myself in it and Imagine that I'm a meatball.

When I'm home alone, I like to lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot.

During the day on the weekends, I curl up in a ball and pretend I'm a sandwich.

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[Eussorus]

[Pepsidude]

Play videogames.
and fap

[Jairo]

when everyone's asleep, I rub myself using a mop with vaseline and get naked
then I go to my kitchen and rub myself on the tiles and pretend I'm a snail

[Squideey]

I perch on the roof and scope out future victims.

[Frontrox]

I fap when everyone is asleep.

[FaecDog]

I fap when everyone is asleep.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

when everyone's asleep, I rub myself using a mop with vaseline and get naked
then I go to my kitchen and rub myself on the tiles and pretend I'm a snail

This sounds fun, actually.

[steve5451]

I masturbate.

[Eussorus]

fap

I masturbate.

I fap when everyone is asleep.

[steve5451]

I can't read that on account of my slow internet compressing the forget out of every image.

[Zaure]

I play games and browse the internet on my PSP in bed.

[FaecDog]

I can't read that on account of my slow internet compressing the forget out of every image.

WELL ALRIGHTY THEN

[Socky]

i sleep