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Author Topic: friend's World country cross tour of ass.  (Read 1575 times)


Okay. Russia has decided to nuke stuff and you and your family want to leave. You name is Micheal friend, Your son is named handicapped stuff friend and your wife is Diesel "Van'Tits" friend.

You find CAR and a man is standing ontop CAR. Man says for fitty food he give CAR.
What shall you do, friend?

SATUSSES
You: Healthy cigarette.
handicapped stuff: Healthy Fatty cigarette
Van'Tits: Still a bitch.
handicapped stuff tenses like he's stuffting
« Last Edit: March 10, 2012, 03:27:56 PM by CreamTurk3y »


Use basic attack on MAN.

Micheal friend attacks MAN with third arm that erects out of his arm.

MAN exploded and farted out a snake SHAPED KEY for CAR.

the friends get CAR and can drive places now. Did I forget to mention you live at the sea world bathroom.
What shall you do, friend?

SATUSSES
You: Happy cigarette.
handicapped stuff: Sad Fatty cigarette
Van'Tits: Still a bitch.
CAR: Feul of full.
handicapped stuff, stuff his pants. O dear.

Teach handicapped stuff to change himself

Have gay brown town incest with handicapped stuff while the wife shlicks and stuff.

Have gay brown town incest with handicapped stuff while the wife shlicks and stuff.

Changed my mind do this


Expected your avatar

except surprisingly it doesn't

I just think it'll be funny

except surprisingly it doesn't

I just think it'll be funny

...
Who are you and what have you done with Vegetarian Zombie

...
Who are you and what have you done with Vegetarian Zombie

actually I find father-son incest gross, and always have :P

actually I find father-son incest gross, and always have :P

/eyebrow wipe

I don't know if this adventure can get any more unfunny.

Teach handicapped stuff to change himself
Have gay brown town incest with handicapped stuff while the wife shlicks and stuff.
Changed my mind do this
You grab handicapped stuff and hop in CAR
Van'Tits runs into the forest.

HARTS Pretrude from CAR
You shove the stuff back into handicapped stuff's ass and tape his star fish after you're done.
You hear a sound.

Van'Tits corpse flies head hits floor.

ANGRY BEAR arriveds

STATTUSES
You: Covered in stuff friend.
handicapped stuff: Constipated friend.
Van'Tits: Dead bitch.
CAR: Exhausted
Your attack hand is covered in stuff
Your bitch is dead you must find another wife or else world will be possessed by overlord


Have gay brown town love with bear while handicapped stuff faps