Because you have such a balance and considered opinion don't you? Lol give me a break.
This isn't journalism, this is drama. Most of the posts will be subjective. Anything that's objective in this hellhole will be pictures of chat logs or other actual evidence.
If you want objective review so badly, here; Your event computers all did things that were easily done by an actual computer and was highly overemphasized by others as being such a glorious feat. They did mundane tasks that served only an aesthetic purpose and for bragging rights.
Here's my subjective review; It sucked balls and you have a massive cunt.