Author Topic: My brother is the biggest loving bitch I've ever had to deal with in my life.  (Read 4452 times)

Most days of my week, I have to deal with him loving screaming on CoD, complaining about every single motherloving detail. He's attempted to kill himself multiple times, he scares my doge, he thinks that threatening himself to do painful and stupid stuff to himself is going to scare everyone, and he doesn't ever stop.

He refers to everyone who kills him as an 11 year old.
>dedded
>WOW I loving HOPE THESE 11 YEAR OLD KIDS SUFFER THE MOST PAINFUL DEATH I SWEAR TO GOD

He complains about any stealth perk used to kill him.
>dedded
>WOW GO KILL YOURSELF KID YOU USE BLIND EYE AND ASSASSIN

He blames every death of his on lag.
>dedded
>WOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN BECAUSE YOU HAVE HOST YOU LITTLE loving BITCH!!!!

He threatens to kill himself.
>I SWEAR ON MY GRANDMOTHER'S LIFE IF I DON'T GET PUT INTO A DECENT LOBBY I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!!

Sometimes, he even accuses people of hacking when he dies.
>dedded
>THESE KIDS ARE HACKING I loving SWEAR IT

He yells random bullcrap threats at the other players.
>dedded
>
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL HUNT THESE loving KIDS DOWN IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO

I apologize for my anger; I just don't know where else I can discuss my anger on my mentally disabled sibling.

Discuss stupid gamers.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2012, 08:02:11 PM by MrMcCakey »

If you don't share an account then let him make an idiot of himself.

My brother did this.
Wait until he starts breaking games.

Let's hope your reputation as an Online Gamer isn't ruined by your "101 u T00K 4DV4N74G3 0f M4h L4G!!!!!!!!11111ZEROONEONEONEONE ELEVEN!!!" brother.

sounds like everyone at my school

If you don't share an account then let him make an idiot of himself.
Let's hope your reputation as an Online Gamer isn't ruined by your "101 u T00K 4DV4N74G3 0f M4h L4G!!!!!!!!11111ZEROONEONEONEONE ELEVEN!!!" brother.
He doesn't use my account. Cept his reputation is pretty much fine because he's really humorous when he isn't angry and his reputation really only revolves around his friends, who don't criticize him for his unnecessary bullstuff.
My brother did this.
Wait until he starts breaking games.
He's actually broken a few controllers before.

his reputation really only revolves around his friends, who don't criticize him for his unnecessary bullstuff.
Do they actually see him ranting about him being killed? If not, call his friends over, don't let your brother see them, and let his friends overhear his garbage.

He's actually broken a few controllers before.
Plan B: Buy your bro a separate XBOX 360/PS3. And more controllers...
EDIT:
Plan C:
Take him away from the games.
When people get that mad, that's usually causes more problems than needed.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2012, 07:09:46 PM by ShadowYoshi294 »

He's actually broken a few controllers before.
Take him away from the games.
When people get that mad, that's usually causes more problems than needed.

>secretly remove batteries from remotes
>lols to be had

>secretly remove batteries from remotes
>lols to be had
And destruction to be caused.

He refers to everyone who kills him as an 11 year old.
Seems like there's a certain 11 year old in his life that really pisses him off.

Do they actually see him ranting about him being killed?
Yes. They seem to have no problem with it.
Take him away from the games.
When people get that mad, that's usually causes more problems than needed.
I don't know why, but my parents tend not to do that.
I'm like
DAFUQ
>secretly remove batteries from remotes
>lols to be had
He isn't THAT handicapped. :u
Seems like there's a certain 11 year old in his life that really pisses him off.
Not ALL the time.

Diconect the cords. Just a bit, he probably wont touc hthem to try and re-plug em in.

Diconect the cords. Just a bit, he probably wont touc hthem to try and re-plug em in.
He isn't THAT handicapped. :u

Updated the OP with more description of the horsestuff he spews.