WARNING:
The following content is not logical, and should not be taken seriously in any way, shape, or form.
You have been warned.
In order to purchase key-based mementos, I have gone into the key selling business.
Now, before you go any further, it's extremely important you know the following...
A stick to the eye is like stroking the hamster.I've created an ad, of which will
never be broadcasted on television in front of a
green screen of a Swedish kitchen, by an old man wearing a
bikini chef's outfit.
Here is the script for your future investments when you, if you desire to, join in my franchise for a small profit.
Nothing.
// Elderly individual transition drop onto green screen effect: Swedish Kitchen #03569
Elderly Individual: Meybe-a I cun interest yuoo in sume-a feene-a keys. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I'fe-a gut keys fur unytheeng yuoo'd ifer vunt tu unluck zee luck ooff. Lucks ooff foolts fooll ooff gemstunes, guld, cheese-a. Key's fur zee lucks ooff getes tu noo pleces, keys tu ceeties, cullected frum keelling sooperherus. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Keys thet bend teeme-a und spece-a, ifee.
// Dissolve effect on Elderly Individual
// Dissolve effect on Swedish kitchen green screen effect.
Click
here to join in and become a member of the key making franchise that does in fact not really exist by doing whatever you people do to support things on Google+
I have no idea how to use it otherwise.
If you in any way at all support this franchise you will not ever receive anything of value in return. Do not attempt to think otherwise. I will poke you with a stick. In the eye.
Ownership Tree
Chief Executive Officer
A Guy
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Sweden, Finland, and England Executive Officer
Piston1337
Assistant Executive
ultimamax
Sweden Information Officer
Daedalus
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Lead Marketing Executive
Darkness ZXW
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United States of America Executive Officer
Vegetarian Zombie
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