Oh my God help I'm scared

[Kumquat]

dear god

anytime I wear a belt I take it off ASAP when I get home
so uncomfortable

keeps yo pants up dough.

[Ad Bot]

[lordician]

and his pants unzipped and the wind molested him

Pfft..
Must resist laughing..

Yes. The wind wanted his star fish.

Okay forget it, i lol'd. Hard.

[steve5451]

I figured you cut your snake off by now.

i mean uh
ur mom/sister molested you and you liked it.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

okay if you raped me please step forward

[Lando The Climber]

I've walked upstairs into my bed from the couch in my sleep.
This has happened to me before except I stripped down to my boxers, how I usually sleep. :I

[Jetlok]

once i was sitting on a very comfy chair while i was on my computer after doing an all nighter and fell asleep
apparently i got up and walked to my bed and helped hold the door when my mom needed to bring something big in
wtf

[Alyx Vance]

dear god

anytime I wear a belt I take it off ASAP when I get home
so uncomfortable

Mines not to bad. I keep it on all the time because you never know when someone needs a genuine ass whippen.

Leather belts  hurt.

[Kumquat]

When i was a little child i used to fall asleep in the living room then walk to my room climb up a latter and go to sleep.

[Alyx Vance]

When i was a little child i used to fall asleep in the living room then walk to my room climb up a latter and go to sleep.

I used to be a sleep walker.
I was told that I would get up, go to the restroom, get a drink/snack, eat/drink it, then go back to bed.

Damn i'm good.

[Frontrox]

okay if you raped me please step forward

Hi

[plad101]

Hi

Hi...

HE MADE ME DO IT!

[Club559]

Why do so many people pretend to have raped Vege
Only Frontrox and Mr. Jelly did it
nobes

[Alyx Vance]

I didn't rape him. He wanted it :P

[Max4344]

-Never mind-

[plad101]

Why do so many people pretend to have raped Vege
Only Frontrox and Mr. Jelly did it
nobes

Frontrox forced me to come and knock him out :C