Oh my God help I'm scared

[Frontrox]

oh for forget sake, the Internet can't loving help you
god is the blockland forums the only friend you have or something?

[Ad Bot]

[._maxwell23461_.]

-snip my tits-

what's fun about this thread?
I'm just stating that the Internet can't help you, it can't phone the police to say "Police help I think I got raped!!".

[Frontrox]

Stop taking the internet so seriously.

[Club559]

Stop taking the internet so seriously.

[Frontrox]

[Eussorus]

Sleep walking
        fapping

[Vegetarian Zombie]

one of your siblings crept into your room while you were asleep and gave you a sultry nocturnal lewinsky

They're 6 and 7.
and guys.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

REM behavior disorder, perhaps.

Did you have dreams about unbuttoning your pants that night?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

REM behavior disorder, perhaps.

Did you have dreams about unbuttoning your pants that night?

No, actually about Darkspore, a videogame.

[Thompson]

No, actually about Darkspore, a videogame.

Darkspore = dark whore = fap

[blocklandiansprofile]

Maybe your parents came inside and did it to help make you more comfortable.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

So I was practicing a song I have to sing at my church this coming Sunday with my mom.

She inadvertently gave me a panty shot.

I think I know who did it bros.

[Scream.]

So I was practicing a song I have to sing at my church this coming Sunday with my mom.

She inadvertently gave me a panty shot.

I think I know who did it bros.

ew grose

[Mr. Jelly]

Your moans were cute :3

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Your moans were cute :3

why is this the best post so far