"You know you're from Blockland when..."

[Kalphiter]

You know you're from Blockland when you get rid of your house so you can see your shadow on the pavement.

This is how to do it.

[Ad Bot]

[ChappersTeddy]

You know you're from Blockland when you try to find a laser shooting weapon and try to change letters on people's property signs.

You know you're from Blockland when you go skiing and try to fly to the bottom after going off a hill.

You know you're from Blockland when you try to make your own game for other people to play with you then try to ban them all just for fun.

You know you're from Blockland when you punch bricks a million times expecting them to do something interesting, for example disappear or give you a rocket launcher.

You know you're from Blockland when you try to jump off a height and expect yourself to just stand there still without taking damage, and then really you realize you just broke your leg.

You know you're from Blockland when you think that you can jump on someone's head and make a tower of humans but fail.

[Sleven]

I would like to point out that most jokes in the thread are too shallow and only consists of one "joke".
Most jokes should have like a turn, where you think the joke have ended but then you continue on it.

Many jokes here (not saying all) is made like this:

You know you're from Blockland when you try to jet.


This joke lacks the whole turn and gets shallow and too short.

Instead, elaborate your joke and add more to it. Example:

You know you're from Blockland when you try to jet but then realizes that it has to be a no-jet mini-game.


You could also add more to that by maybe saying: ..Instead you try setting your feet on fire to see if you can reach the skies.


Try to induce the joke to the real world.

Here's some examples made by me:

you accepts the job as a graffiti remover thinking it's an easy job because you only need one click with the fillcan to remove it.

you jump on a random guy's car wondering why you can't enter it, but realizing you lack trust.

you always walk around with a piece of glass in your pocket in case some mysterious person with a helmet would turn up.

you're certain that your newborn brother must be screaming "ghosting!".

you get surprised when your girlfriend isn't doing the love emote when you kiss her.

you are filled with shock when the concert you went on didn't play After School Special. After all.. it's a default song.

I'm not trying to act superior in any way with my post, just trying to help out if that's possible.

[Okiver²]

I cant wait to see the real world all flat. KOMPRESSOR.

[Dillpickle]

-yesyesyes-

This is exactly what some people need, thank you Sleven.

I cant wait to see the real world all flat. KOMPRESSOR.

Omgyes.

[Devo]

You know you're from Blockland when you laugh at people with white shirts with red sleeves.

[Dillpickle]

You know you're from Blockland when you laugh at people with white shirts with red sleeves.

This makes me want to make a blockland shirt.

[The_Infiltrator]

You know you're from Blockland when you automatically assume a rocket launcher is the answer to most every problem.

[Raeyok]

you aim a laser pointer at a door and wonder why it won't open

[Nexus]

You know you're from Blockland when you press B in minecraft creative mode to open the item selection menu and always use left click on levers, which breaks them instead.

[Kaphonaits]

@Kaphonaits; I'm well aware of Lord Tony's wrongdoings, I personally like him because hes a hipster and he always invites me to his love servers, I was just putting up a good example to help people understand how this works.

Yeah 'course. My apologizes if that looked like an attack or argument of some sort.

Yes, he was. Don't say stuff you know absolutely nothing about. Hypocrite.

How am I a hypocrite?
I was here before Lord Tony. I'm aware of the stuff he has apparently done and I don't really care.

[Fastlex]

You know you're from Blockland when you press B in minecraft creative mode to open the item selection menu

I can not tell you how many times that happened to me..

[*Magick* Mage]

You know your from Blockland when you stop yourself from saying "I don't care" in fear of getting banned. :o

[Uxie]

You know your from blockland when you become an astronaut and launch into the sky and become surprised that you went into space instead of endless sky.

[Devo]

You know you're from Blockland when you build a house without any cement or foundation.

You know you're from Blockland when you call a brick wall spammy.

You know you're from Blockland when you try to press T to talk to people.

You know you're from Blockland when you start to think that the people in your house are RPing.

You know you're from Blockland if you start to wonder where people got their face decals.

You know you're from Blockland when you laugh at people wearing white shirts with red sleeves.

You know you're from Blockland when you notice that your LEGO people aren't talking, moving, or building.

You know you're from Blockland when you try controlling a LEGO man with a keyboard.

You know you're from Blockland when you start talking about Lord Tony at school.

You know you're from Blockland when you start talking about Lord Tony.