When opening my backpack irl, you wonder "Where's the Q button"
When you jump irl, you wonder why you can't jump over the nearest chain link fence.
When you get hit by a dodgeball irl, you blame it on lag.
When you see a plane flying straight irl, you wonder why it is not doing neat tricks n' stuff.
When you want to avoid something irl, you think Spacebar or Shift.