Toilet seats and women, men can't win.

[Lord Tony²]

If I leave the toilet seat up I get yelled at for leaving it up because no one can apparently look before peeing. So since I hate this issue I just leave the toilet seat down and I get yelled at for piss all over the seat.

If they looked before peeing I wouldn't pee all over the seat.

[Ad Bot]

[Proog]

Piss with the seat up, put the seat down when you're done. Is it that difficult? More importantly why can't people aim when they piss because it should not be going on the floor or everywhere else.

[Mr.Noßody]

Remove the toilet seat.

[Texan101]

It's called putting it down when you're done.

Piss with the seat up, put the seat down when you're done.

Is it that difficult?

Beat me to it.

[Proog]

Also Tony has a piss special interest so this isn't a surprise.
Gross.

[Lord Tony²]

It's called putting it down when you're done.

I don't feel like picking it up and putting it down each and every time I pee. I only do this when I'm a guest.

[Texan101]

I don't feel like picking it up and putting it down each and every time I pee. I only do this when I'm a guest.

Lazy.

[Lord Tony²]

It's more lazy not looking to see if the toilet seat is up. I always look before I stuff.

[Wayvo]

I've been in the habit of always putting the toilet seat and lid down since i was very little,
cuz i thought if i didn't the poopy germs would fly out of the toilet and form a tornado because the water in the toilet spins and stuff.
Um yeah...

[Oasis]

I've been in the habit of always putting the toilet seat and lid down since i was very little,
cuz i thought if i didn't the poopy germs would fly out of the toilet and form a tornado because the water in the toilet spins and stuff.
Um yeah...

They do.

Whenever the toilet flushes thousands upon thousands of particles from whatever was in the toliet goes flying upward. Good idea to put the lid down. :/

[Mr.Noßody]

Remove the toilet seat.

Nobody can complain at that point.

[Lord Tony²]

Make the toilet seat un moveable and make the lid a much thinner U shape.

[Wayvo]

They do.

Whenever the toilet flushes thousands upon thousands of particles from whatever was in the toliet goes flying upward. Good idea to put the lid down. :/

Holy stuff i was right. I MUST HAVE BEEN MISTER PROFESSOR GENIUS AS A CHILD!!

[plad101]

 i thought you kept you stuff and piss for faping.

[Lord Tony²]

i thought you kept you stuff and piss for faping.

It's impossible to keep stuff in, what are you talking about?