Toilet seats and women, men can't win.

[Skele]

I put both the seat and lid down, or just the lid if I end up sitting. I don't see the issue with doing so.

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[steve5451]

What
It's just me and my mom and I always open it, piss, and close it all the way.
Leaving it open at all is gross enough.

[Lord Tony²]

What
It's just me and my mom and I always open it, piss, and close it all the way.
Leaving it open at all is gross enough.

Spiders could hide under the seat. Leaving it closed is a chance of having a spider crawl in your mom!

[Coulmbai]

Did your mom died

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Sit down and take a piss because you'll never know when you'll feel like taking a stuff as well.

[Coulmbai]

Oh yeah also your suppose to saddle the toilet so you can use the shelf thing for your comic books and milk

[Lord Tony²]

Sit down and take a piss because you'll never know when you'll feel like taking a stuff as well.

I'll put the lid down and stuff if I need to.

[Tonkka]

Women leave the seat down because there too lazy to put the lid on

Men leave the seat up because there too lazy to put it down

Men get shouted at for leaving the seat up

Of course some feminist cunt is going to still yell about women not having equal rights.

[Bahamut]

That's like once, my brother was pissing and he left the door wide open and the light off, so me being the smart one ran up and slammed the door shut while he was pissing. I thought he was going to keep aiming in the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. He starts flipping out and tries to find the light switch (which is an inch beside him, don't know why he could've just flipped it) and gets piss all over the floor and toilet seat.

Guess who was blamed for it.

[Proog]

The forget does feminism have to do with putting the seat up so you don't piss all over it and putting down for the next person. It's just good manners, not some equal rights stuff.

[Lord Tony²]

The forget does feminism have to do with putting the seat up so you don't piss all over it and putting down for the next person. It's just good manners, not some equal rights stuff.

It's good manners that women thought up with because guys don't care if the seat is up or not. We all look to see if the seat is up or not when we stuff.


I don't see women leaving the toilet seat up after they pee.

[Proog]

Hey I'd be pretty pissed if I had to stuff and some douche pissed all over the seat.

Plus it's because they don't piss standing up and because plenty of men don't even look when they piss so the seat doesn't matter to them.

[Lord Tony²]

Hey I'd be pretty pissed if I had to stuff and some douche pissed all over the seat.

Well if women don't like it why don't they put the toilet seat up when they are done. Then I will bother to put the toilet seat down when I am done.

[Lord Tony²]

That's like once, my brother was pissing and he left the door wide open and the light off, so me being the smart one ran up and slammed the door shut while he was pissing. I thought he was going to keep aiming in the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. He starts flipping out and tries to find the light switch (which is an inch beside him, don't know why he could've just flipped it) and gets piss all over the floor and toilet seat.

Guess who was blamed for it.

You are to blame.

Slamming a door shut in a dark room is just going to cause someone to panic. Don't you watch scary movies? Why did you slam the door shut anyways, the lights are off you can't see him pee. Did you really have to do ithat?

[Bahamut]

Well if women don't like it why don't they put the toilet seat up when they are done. Then I will bother to put the toilet seat down when I am done.

Or they can use a completely different toilet so we can piss all over ours