Toilet seats and women, men can't win.

[Awdax]

Am I the only one that knows what Lord Tony is really talking about?

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[Lord Tony²]

then squat so you're closer to the toilet so it doesn't splatter.

I am not going to forget up my knees in the future.

[TeslaCoil]

One day star trek technology will exist and we can have our waste automatically beamed out of us instead.

[Black and White]

and then somone will use the Vulcan death grip on tony

[zookuw]

I find it funny how girls are too loving lazy to lower the seat themselves.

[Kevin]

The only complaint I have is when women bitch bout sitting on piss.

Sure someone that used it missed like a dumbass, but when you walk into the bath room you're facing the toilet. Look at the loving seat to see if its wet before you sit down.

Otherwise I generally don't lift the seat, I just keep my aim steady

[Black and White]

I find it funny how girls are too loving lazy to lower the seat themselves.

and guys can't lower it

[Lord Tony²]

and guys can't lower it

We have to pick up the seat to pee and we have to put it back down! I honestly keep forgetting to put the seat down and I will never remember to.

[Lord Tony²]

The only complaint I have is when women bitch bout sitting on piss.

Sure someone that used it missed like a dumbass, but when you walk into the bath room you're facing the toilet. Look at the loving seat to see if its wet before you sit down.

Otherwise I generally don't lift the seat, I just keep my aim steady

It seems to me that women never look before sitting down.

I always look all the time when I am about to take a stuff. Not once have I fell in the toilet or sat in piss.

[Black and White]

We have to pick up the seat to pee and we have to put it back down! I honestly keep forgetting to put the seat down and I will never remember to.

if you just forget that's fine

I forget stuff all the time

so I can get that

[Lord Tony²]

It only takes a second to see if the toilet seat is up. Men always look before stuffting.

[Awdax]

I love stuffting. The little table on the front of the seat is so convenient.