Spider Spider Spider!

[steve5451]

I was just sitting there, minding my own business, when this nasty looking spider came out of nowhere behind my monitor. I jumped into action to find something to squish it with - but to no avail, I couldn't find anything appropriate. I quickly picked up a mighty TV remote and attempted to smash him, but he was faster. He jetted under my desk and I can't find him.
I know he's lurking somewhere...waiting to attack. :c

Discuss spiders

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[Fireboy]

i hate them so loving much

[Black and White]

[steve5451]

Wait woah he's back I'ma squish him.

EDIT:


dammit, what kind of loving ninja spider is this. I felt like a tough guy and decided to punch him.
he dodged it. ;-;

[MaroonCacti]

Wait woah he's back I'ma squish him.

EDIT:
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dammit, what kind of loving ninja spider is this. I felt like a tough guy and decided to punch him.
he dodged it. ;-;

Its i hate spiders so much
but i happen to know that one
his name is "Deefus, Destroyer of Guacamole"
Search your room for any sign of Guacamole have it be Stain, Crusty peice in the corner
 bowl of it... what ever it is find it, toss it out the nearest window Deffus will proceed to grow wings and fly out of your window, and landing on top of it then covering it in a corrosive mucus that will completley break the laws pf physics by destroying the matter that is, the Guacamole.

or its just an ordinary spider but i highly doubt that.

[Black and White]

Maroon...

you are a master among geniuses

how u kno so much?

[MegaScientifical]

If you find that bad, this would destroy you:

[Mr. Blockhouse]

I suggest you to play Penumbra: Overture
Old but good game. (Contains spiders)

[Zloff]

dammit, what kind of loving ninja spider is this. I felt like a tough guy and decided to punch him.
he dodged it. ;-;

lol'd hard

[Becquerel]

you hate spiders?
oh fuq u

[Otis Da HousKat]

There's only one type of venomous spider where I live and even then it's not too bad. I let spiders hang out in my house since they help keep flies and whatnot at bay. Only thing I hate is when they dangle down in front of your face and expect to not get swatted.

[MegaScientifical]

We used to have stuffloads of little flies in the basement, it scared me. Then I noticed they were gone... Then I noticed a stuff-ton of spiders right where they used to gather. Relatively large spiders compared to what I see. Small, just bigger than I usually see. They creep me out, but I thank them for kicking those flies asses while I kept away from the basement for several months.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

kill it with fire

[Narkro555]

What about me?

[Beachbum]

It's not that I'm scared of spiders, I just think they're loving disgusting. I don't kill them usually though, either put them on a piece of paper and shoo them outside, or if they're somewhere that I know they won't bother me, I just let them hang around.