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Are you tired of being hungry and horny at the same time and a cucumber won't suffice? Have a load of useless junk around the house that just won't fit in any cabinet or hole? A simple solution is just what the star fish ordered today! Introducing Mioldo! A machine that transforms useless and unwanted objects into carrots! Got dead rabbit corpses laying around the backyard because your dog was too horny? No duh! Grab the dead rabbit, fit it inside the molding tube, and the machine spins the material inside around to form a perfect shape while applying a certain heat! Now your dog has his or her own furry carrot for their personal enjoyment!
You may be asking yourself, how does such a machine benefit me and others? If you have trash roaming about your home, just pop it into the machine, wait 3 minutes, and it is done! Your own designer carrot! Kids and elderly people will have fun making designer carrots! Not only will you be saving the environmeny, but for your loveually tensioned son or daughter too!
Can this use any material? If you have an electric toothbrush that just won't buzzing, put it in the middle of the cast to create a vibrator! A great gift for the working spouse! Daughter wants a new bracelet? Get her old ones, put the special cover on, and presto! You have a carrot that not only can be worn but can be used to funnel juices! Son needs that extra pizzazz in his project? Pssha! Get sparkles, paper, glue, stick it inthe machine, and wowsers, you got yourself there a nice palace column!
What's the catch? None! You wanna share your designs with the world? Today we have a special offer at Zazzle just for you! Find out more at their site! You are low on money and can't buy anything else? Pow! The price is cut down from it's original 100 dollar price to a hefty HERETICS SHALL PAY IN THEIR BLOOD AND THOU NAME SHALL DEFILE THY FAMILY NAME
