Fake Selling Stuff Thread - Create a false product

[A GUY]

alright, so make an advertisement for a product/service that doesn't actually exist.
gogogo.

Time2Cash Converter Program
Time is money, so make a profit!
Time2Cash Converters are an amazing new invention designed to keep you in a air conditioned chamber for a selected period of time in return for the currency of your choice through an equivalent exchange depending on the amount of time you spend in the Time2Cash Converter.
Available in the Following Locations:
California, USA.
NYC, New York City, USA.
Osaka, Japan.
Tokyo, Japan.
Hong Kong, China.
Shanghai, China.

And more...
Tired of heading out to some place in the middle of nowhere to get cash for doing absolutely nothing?
We have the solution!
Time2Cash Converter machines are selling for the low, low price of only $199.99 in our current United States of America locations near you!Order now, and get the extra Cash2Time Reverse feature.

[Ad Bot]

[MaroonCacti]

wut

[shyGriff]

Before I connected the title to the post I thought this was real

[dorkdotdan]

Squeez Bacon.

[A GUY]

Before I connected the title to the post I thought this was real

you are awesome. <3

Squeez Bacon.

you are a business man.

[Anti-Block]

Introducing...

The Britizer!
want to sound more intelligent and sophisticated than you actually are? use the Britizer! Using the Britizer, you can select from three accent modes- Brit, roosterney Orphan, or Manchester! And if you order in the next three minutes, we'll send you with the Shakespearean mode as well! Never will thoust feel stupid again!

[Club559]

Order now, and get the extra Cash2Time Reverse feature.

[Socky]

i invented





AIR

[Eussorus]

-snip-

Haha loving ha. The Asian pictures never fail to amuse me.

[A GUY]

i invented





AIR

I'll take two.

[dorkdotdan]

[A GUY]

I didn't like that until the part with Sweden.

[Club559]

THE WUBBER
Don't you just wub the sound of dubstep? Sad that not every song can be dubstep? Well now it can! Introducing The Wubber! This amazing technology acts as an MP3 player, but detects the sound waves and the sound wave connections and reorganizes them into the perfect dubstep mix! Here are the lyrics to one of the amazing songs made with this device:
Wub wub wububububub DUB DUB WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE woooooooooo wububububububububububububoooo ooo WOW
That's only a sample! Order yours now for only $99.78!

[._maxwell23461_.]

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[Club559]

HEY GUYS
IM FROM PEAR
AND I INTRODUCE....
bPad 43879459876354976834698735249 687443786944237986
NOW.
ONLY 1% THINER THAN USUAL AND NOW...
0.379234870932468792343769845 23768925348760545234978624537 69845326798253467893254 MORE PIXELS!
STARTING AT ₩324679896872434!

I'll buy 823871879192300192 of them